Invisible art exhibition to 'set imaginations alight'

Telegraph - UK ^ | May 18, 2012 | Nick Collins

[a fool in paradise]

Will he be hired to run Barack Obama’s re-election ad campaign?

[Responsibility2nd]

For £8 visitors will be able to marvel at – or search in vain for – 50 works of “invisible art” by leading names including Andy Warhol, Yves Klein and Yoko Ono.

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Me: Here’s my £8. Let me in.

Them: I don’t see no £8. There’s nothing in your hands.

Me: It’s invisible fool. Just like your art. Now hand me my invisible ticket and shut up.

[Salamander]

[tet68]

Just Daym, I’ve had designs for an invisible machine
for years, it’s all mounted with huge baseplates
on a large slab and when you stand on it, you can feel
the machine running.

[elkfersupper]

We are living among people who have clearly lost their minds, are proud of it and demanding that the rest of us play along and appreciate it.

Beam me up.

[Tzimisce]

Can I buy some of the works with invisible money?

[Sudetenland]

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ol' PT Barnum was a truth-teller. There's one born every minute.

I hope this clown makes a fortune. Another perfect illustration of the absurdity of the "enlightened" artistic community.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Invisible: Art about the Unseen 1957 – 2012, which opens on June 12 and has been billed as "the best exhibition you'll never see", is designed to show how the goal of art is to stimulate people's imagination rather than merely present interesting things for them to look at.

Well then all I have to do is sit in my kitchen and close my eyes and I'll have my own art exhibition. Anyone want to pay $8 to come to my house to see my invisible art exhibition?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Art, today,,,,, can be a booger with a hair in it!

[Sudetenland]

Why am I not surprised to see Yoko Ono’s name listed . . . a faux artist if I’ve ever seen one.

[GeronL]

I heard there was a sex exhibit in Canada FOR kids, including video of kids masturbating. Field trips from schools and the whole deal.

Canada might burn.

[dfwgator]

I heard there was a sex exhibit in Canada FOR kids, including video of kids masturbating. Field trips from schools and the whole deal. Canada might burn.

Paging Kyle's Mom

[Teotwawki]

When my daughter was young I read her the story about the emperor having no clothes. Now we both laugh at liberals and these “artists,” a lot, especially when they do stuff like this.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Crap.

[GeronL]

I do not know what is wrong with the people in Canada these days.

[Da Bilge Troll]

Reminds me of the Pet Rock craze.

[moovova]

If things get any sillier, there might even be, eventually at least, a presidential candidate that runs on a slogan of “Hope and Change”.

[Humble Servant]

Let me in now or I’ll shoot your invisible ass with my invisible .44.
No? You racist mothaluvah!
What the h—l you mean, what do I mean, racist? I’m invisibly black, ain’t I?

The Invisible Emperor has no audience.

[Flycatcher]

I don't know. This might be worth attending.

It would certainly be the first time that I would ever enjoy actually looking at modern art.