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To: 2ndDivisionVet

About 20 years ago I was working on a ranch in Montana and the owners daughter was this 21 year old hugely breasted blond who wasn’t too bright naturally of course, and one day while she was bending over picking flowers she shot up and screamed and said that something bit her on the breast. Not one to lock the door when opportunity knocks, I asked her to let me see and when she did I told her it looked like a rattlesnake bite which horrified her. Of course it was just a mosquito bite but why throw away the winning lottery ticket? I then said we must act fast, that I must suck out the poison before it took effect and gave her brain damage (impossible). So she let me sck it out which took about 16 hours and of course that led to other things that involved twins but I’ll save that for my autobiography. What I want to know, is it possible may have contracted the virus from trying to save this poor girls life?


11 posted on 05/19/2012 4:21:40 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
What I want to know, is it possible may have contracted the virus from trying to save this poor girls life?

The marriage virus, I hope? I will skip the diatribe about breast size and hair color and intelligence...LOL

16 posted on 05/19/2012 4:30:15 AM PDT by blu
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Woody Allen’s lawyer will be contacting you.


20 posted on 05/19/2012 4:46:42 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

LOLOLOL! Best laugh of my week! I should have tried that, but I’d probably have gotten slapped silly! I just can’t keep a straight face.


24 posted on 05/19/2012 5:13:20 AM PDT by carriage_hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

When i was in Basic Training my tent mate got bit on the butt by a snake while pooping in the woods. I had no idea what to do so i ran to ask the Drill Sgt. He told me about cutting the fang marks and sucking out the poison. When I returned to our pup tent the victim asked me what the Drill Sgt said. I rplied, “The Drill Sgt said you are going to die!”

;)


43 posted on 05/19/2012 6:53:08 AM PDT by csmusaret (Obama's new slogan: "Fo Mo Mo Fo.")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure you’re eligible for THE MONTANA LIFE SAVING MEDAL WITH BREAST DEVICE. I’ve got a room full of those medals. I’m not a hero.....just doing my duty.


46 posted on 05/19/2012 6:59:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

You pulled that from a Playboy or Penthouse “letters” column, right? :-)


56 posted on 05/19/2012 7:29:53 AM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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