Posted on 05/21/2012 8:10:57 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Just another Manic Monday.
Boehner is a POS and he needs to be called out. Levin has called him out...Rush needs to do the same without all of the polite decorum crap!
Chow. :)
Why is Rush in LA again?
Hmmmm. What would non-organic food be. Plastic?
The Hildebeast to replace Bite-Me on the ticket?
Jason Dufner wins again! WAR EAGLE!
Shorting Books About Faces!
Not on Drudge so it must not be true...
There have been rumors of this all over FR articles over the weekend...but perhaps we need to look further, and ponder whether or not the dems may want her to replace Obammy on the ticket and not Biteme—things that make ya go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Remember the ‘women and children hardest hit’ Bush stories?
Hey, how are those numbers in the Black community?
Exactly. Time for another history lesson for Black voters.
(Remember the treatment of Alford at the hearing, MOTUS telling folks they’d better vote for O if they had any sense and the Begala, Brazile, Matthews and other derogatory slurs)
re: Clinton
Come on, we knew they were in on the last election together; Sure, campaign workers switched between them, they’re whores and it’s the love of the game. But the Clintons could’ve pulled the house from under Obama... you know i’m right. As long as he progressed the communist plans (same ilk), as in Hillary Care, etc., if BJ had a son it would look like him (remember the child of the black prostitute, meh).
After the DNC Rules and bylaws sideshow and theft re: Hillary, then her taking the Sec. of State? Come on.
BJ is the king of triangulation.
OT: Hey, how come no one questions HHS’ sterilization?
Nevermind, they’ll only sterilize conservatives re: mental illness. Hello Buck case.
OOT: And don’t talk to me about Georgetown. (Fumes, spits, walks away)
Certain elements around here have gone conspiracy kook krazy. And I don’t mean birthers.
Sounds like an ad. in the background.
I'm listening to KFI- LA area.
It would be a shame if someone met with an unfortunate accident... in a park, on railroad tracks, etc..
War Eagle!
Our order didn’t go through so we haven’t lost money.
I was in a bit late and then my computer did a restart! I am very thankful for my smart phone!
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