Yeah...Just workin on that all over tan?
Posted on 05/21/2012 10:14:59 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman dubbed the "Tanning Mom" after she was arrested for allegedly taking her young daughter tanning, wants people to know she's not the leather-faced lunatic the media has made her out to be. "I'm up at 3 in the morning, making sure all the wash is done," Krentcil told the "Today" show from her Nutley home in a taped interview that aired Monday. "My husband goes to work at 4:30, he works from Wall Street. And then I make pancakes, pack their bags, and they're all off and gone. And then I work all day inside and outside of this house."
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Yeah...Just workin on that all over tan?
Oh dear lord...
It is impossible for anyone to just be left alone. At first glance, the Amish would seem to have succeeded...but that is quickly fading.
Strange placement of the Bikini top...
That reminds me, I’ve got to apply some leather softener to the seats in my car.
Figures.
She can do whatever she wants to herself. She just needs to keep her kid out of the booth.
OMG! Looks like a mummy’s skin!! Look at the legs; doesn’t even look human.
bet therapy would serve her better...
LOL. And I’ve got some Galco FED212 holsters which need some saddle soap, too.
Considering how the rest of the skin is sagging, it’s not surprising that the two puppies went south, too.
Looks more like a jock strap.
That’s not her in post 1. It is her in post 10.
Ewwww. To make a horrid pic worse.
Eye bleach PUH-EEEEZE!
I think the bikini top found gravity...
Perhaps this woman can direct Elizabeth Warren to a reddening parlor to match her high cheek bones.
She’s got the *grill marks*, too, if you look closely. (Then wash your eyes out!)
I know...I just wanted to throw that one in there for comparison. The skin damage is enormous.
You gotta see this pic. OMG.
Yeah, but after seeing the way the MSM doctored the photos in the Travon case, to make Travon whiter and Zimmerman much whiter, I’m wondering if we are seeing accurate photos.
It used to be you couldn’t trust most of what you read. Now it seems we can’t trust most of what we see either.
Melanoma Mary.
Forget cremation and have grandma made into an attractive luggage set when the time comes.
That is the worst picture I have ever seen of a white person. She has to be a cancer waiting to happen.
Perhaps she thinks the “tan” will keep her from looking old. Well, as another said it looks like mummy skin. It is so awful it hurts to look at it.
There are a couple pics of tanning mom which seem very off. I bet you are correct that they photshopped them.
What her husband probably doesn't want to tell her is that he wants to be out of the house before daylight so he doesn't have to look at her. He probably doesn't get home until after sunset!
When I saw the title, I cringed and tried to move on. But like a car crash, I just had to take a peek. Yikes.
And now, I know where rawhide chew toys come from. Thanks for that.
elephant hide is gaining popularity
AKA Flame-broiled Patty.
She looks like the characters from the Star Trek episode “The Apple”. David Soul, and friends in Ompa-Lompa colored skin, and bleach blonde hair.
LOL!
“Photoshop” was my first reaction. I don’t believe most of what I see on the internet these days..
TAKE SOME VITAMIN D AND PRAY YOUR APPEARANCE IMPROVES YOU MENTAL DEFECTIVE!
That HAS to be a photoshop!
That pictures is horrific (I know that’s not her, but still).
Anyway, while I think she’s crazy, I think there’s possibility that this woman is telling the truth and her little girl got a sunburn at the pool. That said, her daughter has red hair and is pale, and with her considering an overdone tan to be the epitomy of beauty, maybe she did take her in. What I’ve wondered though, did none of the employees at the tanning salon witness if the little girl went in? I guess not, hence these charges, but I would think that the staff would have seen whether this child went in or not.
amazing how anyone can be a ‘celebrity’ these days.. and a mother.
looks like the skin of a walrus
It feels like skin cancer. :P
The other thing is, fine, do what you want to yourself, but you don’t take your kids ‘tanning’ until they hit the age of majority.
She will never get a date with George Costanza: “She’s too tan. It’s the middle of the winter, she’s like a carrot.”
OMG. My blood runs cold looking at that picture. I had to stop.
People who do this better be careful. I have a friend who’s sister-in-law died last week from melanoma.
It really does.
I never cared about tanning——the look, nor lying around with the baking sun bearing down on me. I’m super fair, of English descent, and I like myself that way. It has its benefits, too.....recently someone guessed my age at 15-20 years younger than I am. Yippee, LOL!
As far as I know it’s not photoshopped.
I recall several photos or TV news episodes about this... the skin color varied. However, the complexion seems quite tanned for New Jersey at this time of year. Lots of time in the booth.
C’mon! Stop judging! It’s clear that this woman is a prepper! She’s just storing up enough melatonin so that she can still be nice and tan when the 2012 disaster strikes.
Yup, I’d say she’s got enough pigment to last 20 yrs, at least.
She’d better invest in some chemo drugs from the black market, too.
Dylan Stableford needs to mind his own business. She can tan all she wants and it is none of his business! She said she didn't take the little girl in the booth with her and the owner agreed.
I don't like his skanky look either but that is his business.
That is what I think too!
I have two questions.
1. Is tanning mom a white woman?
2. Is tanning mom a woman?
I did...what a Crispy Critter!
“My husband goes to work at 4:30.”
Gee, I wonder why that is . . . .
gakk
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