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Planned Parenthood celebrates ‘National Masturbation Month’
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| May 21, 2012
| KAthLEEN GILBERT
Posted on 05/21/2012 3:45:20 PM PDT by NYer
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To: NYer
I’ve had dreams where I was having great sex with a girlfriend (past, present or future) but I’ve never had a dream where anybody was masturbating.
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:13:01 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: BipolarBob
>”On a unrelated note monitor cleaning spray is on sale at Best Buy this week”<
It's on the shelf between the Hand Lotion and the Vaseline Petroleum Jelly.
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:14:27 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(A day without Obama is like a day without a Tsunami.)
To: NYer
And remember: it’s only pontificating when the Pope does it.
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:17:42 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: NYer
Maybe one of these rocket surgeons can explain how masturbating for a month is supposed to help someone plan for being a parent.
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:20:13 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: tacticalogic
Maybe one of these rocket surgeons can explain how masturbating for a month is supposed to help someone plan for being a parent. Gives them more time to plan. Can I get a high five *splick*
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:22:45 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(When we cease to be good we'll cease to be great. Be for Goode.)
To: NYer
In case anyone was not clear that this is an agenda-driven organization and that agenda is to have fewer Americans in a world where numbers are increasingly important.
To: NYer
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:24:35 PM PDT
by
wetgundog
(" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
To: NYer
This will stop all of this nonsense dead in its tracks...
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:24:52 PM PDT
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: NYer
Isn’t that every month for married men?
To: Happy Rain
I know a cat named Way Out Willie
He’s got a groovy little chick named Rockin’ Millie
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand job too
/ G - - - / / C7 - - - / G - - - /
Papa told Willie, you’ll ruin my home
You and that hand job have got to go
Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
They’re doin’ that hand job all over town
Hand job, hand job, hand job, doin’ that crazy hand job
/ C7 - G - D7 C7 G - /
Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
He’s doin’ that hand job with sister Flo
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said, do that hand job one more time
The doctor and the lawyer and the Indian chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave ‘em all a treat
When he did that hand job with his feet / Hand job...
Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie Junior, and a-that ain’t all
You know, the baby got famous in his crib, you see
Doin’ that hand job on TV / Hand job...
To: NYer
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:31:32 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
To: NYer
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posted on
05/21/2012 4:39:46 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(The best diplomat I know is a fully-activated phaser bank. - Montgomery Scott)
To: NYer
So they’re opening an additional clinic for all the folks that go blind??
To: NYer
As someone who now has to wear these, I should have listenedd to Mom. lol
To: NYer
Only a month?
I usually celebrate it annually for a year
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:10:09 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(If Romney wins the primary, I am writing-in Palin/Gingrich)
To: NYer
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:12:21 PM PDT
by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: central_va
This will stop all of this nonsense dead in its tracks... ROFL! Best Post Award!
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:17:15 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(He who commands, must obey.)
To: alloysteel; xzins; wagglebee
Why not just attach electrodes to the relevant nerve points, and trigger the response over and over until either the batteries go dead, or the subject collapses of nervous prostration.When I was in Law School we did a tour of the coroner's office and morgue and they had a slide show presentation which basically should have been titled: "1001 Ways to Die While Masturbating".
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:32:38 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(Virgil Goode! Because everyone else is Bad!)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:35:01 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: P-Marlowe
A few embarrassed families....is that what you’re saying?
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posted on
05/21/2012 5:38:42 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! True Supporters of Our Troops Pray they Win every Fight!)
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