Posted on 05/24/2012 8:08:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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Hoping work will slow down enough for me to contribute once again soon pings....:0)
Greetings. I hope your work slows down, too. We miss your presence on the threads.
I’m back in the office today after visiting a mfg facility yesterday that had a little nazi as the HR director. So sad for him that I am a $30M customer.....
Idiot should know who he is talking to..
that was a nightmare
I think most HR people are trained in North Korea.
The first thing the sales guy had to do was show me how to use the visitor pass to access the bathroom. Evidently, the employees have to scan their ID’s to get in the restroom, which tells me that HR is tracking their BR breaks.
Then I saw an officially posted “procedure” with the corresponding pic on “cubicle” presentation.
Finally, I was standing out in the parking lot enjoying a smoke and he came running out to tell me not to smoke. “it is a smoke free campus and you have to leave the property.”
He was a skinny little nerdy dork that I am sure was the target of much ridicule in high school. Heck, I wanted to give him a swirly right then, but I didn’t have my bathroom pass on me.....
The sales team was actually shocked when I laid out all three to them and they just responded that he must not have known that I was the buyer for 30% of their business...
To bad it is a niche commodity with no direct competitors.
Build in an “aggravation surcharge” on the next invoice.
Build in an “aggravation surcharge” on the next invoice.
I wish. The problem is that they sell to my employer and invoice us......However, I might just have to do a blanket reduction of the price on all of their parts by percent or so....
a manager in another department scored a drafting chair for me - i helped his people and he wanted to thank me - so i raised the work surfaces in my cubicle to use the chair
that gave hr a heart attack - because i was non standard
my boss backed me and we had a blast laughing at their panic
Am I an official thread hijacker now? ;-)
my justification was that i was always smarter on a bar stool
no one will complain - everyone loves to hate hr and has a few good gripes about them
For 3 years the Libtard politicians have been telling us we need to increase “investment” and now they are trying to deflect their spending...Hmmmm, must be an election coming or something.
Here's what Rush was just talking about:
Michael J. Fox Looks Past Stem Cells to Internet for Parkinson's Cure
I hope McCaskill - who voted for ObamaCare (don't forget that, Missouri!) - goes down in flames big time this November...
And here’s to giving Bush credit;
Goolsbee isn’t the only one saying more than 2 million private sector jobs added in the last 14 months;
May. 6, 2011
http://www.indystar.com/article/20110506/NEWS/110506010/Obama-want-energy-breakthroughs-Indiana?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|IndyStar.com
“That means over the last 14 months,” Obama said, “we’ve added more than 2 million jobs in the private sector.”
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/news/business/news/article_1637565.php/Hiring-picks-up-but-US-jobless-rate-up-to-9-per-cent
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney pointed out to reporters that April was the 14th consecutive month of growth in private sector employment, for a total of 2.1 million jobs
Do you remember when Rush got in trouble for supposedly “mimicking” Michael J. Fox on the Dittocam?
I think they claimed that McCaskill won in MO because of it.
Anyone know what Rush was reading before break?
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