Skip to comments.Barack Zelig-Gump (Laugh of the day at the expense of the phony president.)
Posted on 05/25/2012 4:34:39 AM PDT by IbJensen
A presidential chameleon re-writes White House history: Obama and LBJ's credibility gap.
Ahhhh, the remarkable life of Barack Obama.
As told by -- Barack Obama.
Who can forget the moment when he first ate a dog? His startling confession that he had pushed a girl? Or his confession of how he would get through the day: "Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it "
America's first drug-abusing president. What a memory. One would think that dipping back some 50 years ago to Mitt Romney's alleged and unproven behavior in yes, high school would now seem to be less than a stellar idea to Team Obama and their supporters in the media.
Now there is the artful admission of a "composite" girlfriend. A girlfriend who never actually existed but was written about anyway.
But perhaps nothing is as revealing of Obama World as the re-constituted official White House biographies of presidential predecessors -- inserting the 44th president into the historical narrative of every president from 30th president Calvin Coolidge on forward, with the inexplicable exception of number 38, Gerald Ford.
There they were.
Barack Obama and Calvin Coolidge -- compatriots in communication. Coolidge, you see, first established the Federal Radio Commission (now the FCC). While his pal Barack "became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, etc."
Who can forget the memorable duo that was Herbert Hoover and Barack and their work on behalf of the nation's veterans? As the official White House biography of Hoover notes:
President Herbert Hoover signed the bill founding the Department of Veterans Affairs July 21, 1930. President Obama is committed to making sure that the VA, the second-largest cabinet department, serves the needs of all veterans ...
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...
This guy needs to be institutionalized, and I 'm not just referring to a federal prison for Fast & Furious. (Wake up Boehner, stop crying and allow the contempt citation, you damn coward!!)
We have elected not just our first gay, Muslim, president, but our first psychotic president, once again, out besting Bubba Clinton.
I thought that was Obozo standing behind Reagan when he was giving his Brandenberg speech."Mr. Gorbachov, Barack Obozo told me to tell you to tear down this wall!!"
And now it's official, Obozo is the Kenyan Muslim Marxist. This revelation is exactly what our intelligence, intuition and common sense have told us about Obozo for years!!! All this despite all the lying crap directed our way by the left.Obozo and his enablers are frauds. The D party is a fraud, and so are the pathetic cowards in the R establishment.
I even heard from the leftist media that he parted the Red Sea!
Moses once said,"Pick up your shovel, pack up your ass, mount your camel, and I'll lead you to the promised land."
Obama says," Throw down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a camel, this IS the promised land!"
Scary isn’t it? How far we have fallen and how few care.
But I lied about it to get into Columbia and Harvard."
(That's my story and I'm sticking to it until I evolve again.)
THE ONLY thing we know for certain about
Obama is that that was NOT his name originally and
that he grew up in an Islamic madrassa for training
as he developed a taste for dogs.
It's the sick people he surrounds himself with that scares the crap out of me.
They seem to have the mindset of the Manson Family or even a suicide bomber.
Mass murder is not off the table with this bunch.
Strange - and rather scary - that with all this nasty stuff on the Obama record, the news media are all in a flutter about how Mitt Rommney pushed some kid in school or tattle-taled in his distant youth.
The press really are the Leftists’ Ministry of Propaganda.
Barack Gump. Does it get any more PATHETIC than this???
How soon we forget! Does no one remember the red nose and upper lip of Slick?....the incessant swipes of the ever present handkerchief?
Allergies, my foot!
“Maybe a little blow when you could afford it” - by golly he is the first gay president.
Ahhhh, the remarkable life of Barack Obama. As told by -- Barack Obama. Who can forget the moment when he first ate a dog? His startling confession that he had pushed a girl? Or his confession of how he would get through the day: "Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it..." America's first drug-abusing president. What a memory... Now there is the artful admission of a "composite" girlfriend. A girlfriend who never actually existed but was written about anyway. But perhaps nothing is as revealing of Obama World as the re-constituted official White House biographies of presidential predecessors -- inserting the 44th president into the historical narrative of every president from 30th president Calvin Coolidge on forward, with the inexplicable exception of number 38, Gerald Ford.
Forrest Gump was an innocent man of low IQ.
Barry 0bama is an EVIL man of low IQ.
Brilliant. I had hoped someone would have made the Zelig connection.
Coolidge, whom I admire greatly, must be spinning in his grave.
But did you know his grandfather liberated Auschwitz?
Oh, and did you know that Obamba killed Osama bin Laden? He did have some help from Navy Seals and unfortunately left an ally to be imprisoned (and tortured) for 33 years.
Not to worry though. Those Pakis are being taught a lesson by losing 1% of the billions we pump into them for being our ‘friends.’
With the information fed to Hollywood to make a pre-election movie about how brave Obamba is our enemies now have a wealth of information about the Seals and how our undercover operations operate.
How lucky America is to finally have a brave and courageous leader.
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