But I bet the book doesn’t have the pig gun!!
With the first batch of kids, I was very young and still under the influence of liberal arts college brainwashing, so I refused to buy toy guns for the kids.
So, they made their own. One was made from the Duplo (big legos for little kids) farm set and included the pink pig lego on the end and made piggy snorting noises when fired.
I later admitted the errors of my anti-gun ways and ended up with kids who did well on the high school rifle team, but I did learn that boys will make toy guns out of anything, including the toast they have for breakfast or their lego farm set.
Nope, just scary looking black plastic guns