I’d go for Sheriff Joe and his faithful companion, Zullo. :)
Do like how those 2 are not afraid of anyone. They knew all along that Alfalfa was just another spineless putz looking to score some cheap political points.
Alfalfa! ROFLMAO! Ken Bennett does look like Alfalfa. He's like an 8 yr old boy-man, trying desperately to unhook himself from the phony birth certificate controversy. He now knows it doesn't exist, and that 0dumb0 & Hawaii officials lied about it. The most revealing comment by Zullo is regarding his meeting with Ken Bennett, when Zullo saw the desperation exhibited by Ken Bennett, and that Bennett was desperate to do whatever the Hawaiian officials wanted, in order to get some document, no matter how ridiculous & fabricated.
The real birth certificate is in Kenya (or at least it used to be), although I very much believe that this has long since been destroyed by Kenyan marxist officials sympathetic to bahruk huzzein 0dumb0!