Don’t anyone tell these folks about Polygamy Porter which has been available in Utah for several years. Features two rather Rubenesque women on the front along with the motto. Polygamy Porter, one one just isn’t enough.
Here’s my handy-dandy “First Rule of Offensiveness®”
- “Offensive” is merely a fancy way of saying “Uncomfortable”.
Why, you might ask?
Very simple. Generally, the closer something is to the truth, the more uncomfortable it is. The greater the discomfort, the more likely it is to be called “offense”.
“That makes me uncomfortable” sounds wimpy, whereas: “That offends me” gives the all-important air of righteous anger.