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Posted on 05/30/2012 8:15:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Wednesday.
Think I’ll go out and buy some Facebook stock. Or maybe not.
good morning everybody
So, should the IPO have been called Facepalm or Faceplant?
Sodomite “Marriage” Referendum in Merryland going on the November ballot.
WooHoo!
Yay! That is great news about Cruze....Good job Texas!
Probably both.
Calypso Louie at it again:
Greetings to all you Rush babes & dudes!
Have you Googled the new craze with the youngsters called “Trayvoning”?
:-O
Is it safe for work?
FUBO! Freedom is not when 51% of the populatipon can control the other 49%. Giving the Medal of Freedom to a chair of the Democratic Socialists of America is completey unacceptable!
I would think it’s work safe. It’s mostly hair on fire Libtard news sights that are reporting it.
It’s like Tebowing only you have your picture taken in various places laying facedown with Skittles and Ice Tea in your hand.
Yeah, Mitten’s super pac better not be afraid to use it.
Did Obama denounce Rev. wright you liberal dumbasses or Bill Ayers..
Oh, good grief!
Trump slappin the media.....BWWAHHAAAAAAA
Wolfie got a little hot under the collar.
It is fun speculating if Trump has the big Kahona Info and if/when he would use it.
It is fun speculating if Trump has the big Kahona Info and if/when he would use it.
F Wolfie
Trump knows....you betcha....and what’s in it for Trump ?
helpin bring a fraud down is history TRUMPED
I just got back to hear Eric’s rambling. Yo, Eric, the same government that is fighting using ID’s to vote, requires that I MUST have an ID to enter an Airport.
When you eliminate an ID requirement at any activity monitored or controlled by the Feds, then we can talk about voting without an ID.
I still think we should make voters dip their fingers in a uniquely colored ink......
I wonder how many lawsuits Holder has under his belt compared to other AGs?
He’s a suing fool!
Want to know somebody worried about having their vote taken away and the villain going to do it?
Me, for one.
And the first person I’d point at as the guy most likely to disenfranchise me or negate any ballot I do manage to cast is none other than Holder. (With an appropriate second place consideration for our very own ‘rat guv schweitzer aka BS.)
....should have modified that to add the word “try”......
believe me or no but the hammer of Thor is comin after the One and Holder
Hi all
If the Hammer don’t get him, I want to be on the list for the backup.
....along with half the country.
Welcome the new RINO who will undermine the GOP.
Give peas a chance.
Another ‘Rat defection? Artur Davis did, too...
Vote her out?
bookmark
Ya all have me worried....
Hope all is OK with you. There is no Rush thread for today so not sure if you are ok. Take care.
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