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Idaho says 'Five Wives' Vodka offensive to church
KLEW-TV ^ | 30 May 2012 | Paul Foy & John Miller

Posted on 06/01/2012 7:13:33 AM PDT by bjorn14

Five Wives Vodka was named in bad taste and won't be stocked or special ordered at stores operated by the state of Idaho, regulators said.

The middle-shelf vodka is made by Ogden's Own Distillery in Utah, where the Mormon church is based. Its label carries the name and an image of five women, an apparent reference to polygamy, a practice abandoned by the church more than a century ago.

Idaho State Liquor Division administrator Jeff Anderson said the brand is offensive to Mormons who make up over a quarter of Idaho's population.

Regulators in Idaho notified Elite Spirits Distributor that the brand's concept is "offensive to a prominent segment of our population and will not be carried," according to a letter sent Thursday.

"The bottom line is, we represent everybody," Anderson added Tuesday. "It's masterful marketing on their part. But it doesn't play here."

Anderson said state stores already make hundreds of vodka brands available for sale and don't have room for another brand priced at around $20 a bottle.

Ogden's Own Distillery is trying to make the most of the rejection with a media campaign and sale of "Free the Five Wives" T-shirts.

It says the snub is unfair because a Utah beer named Polygamy Porter is available in Idaho. Anderson said Idaho doesn't decide what beer brands can be sold in grocery and convenience stores.

(Excerpt) Read more at klewtv.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Idaho
KEYWORDS: mormon; vodka; wives

1 posted on 06/01/2012 7:13:46 AM PDT by bjorn14
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To: bjorn14

Okay, how about Ten Wives Vodka?..................


2 posted on 06/01/2012 7:14:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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3 posted on 06/01/2012 7:17:29 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: bjorn14

I thought that Mormons prohibited drinking alcohol. If they don’t buy it, they won’t see it.


4 posted on 06/01/2012 7:17:50 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Red Badger
The best jokes I have ever heard about multiple wives have come from Mormon friends.

They are used to far worse insults than a brand of vodka called 'Five Wives'.

5 posted on 06/01/2012 7:25:01 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Cincinatus

My brother bought me one of their shirts. Another of the taglines on it “Bring some home for the wives.” Park City Utah.


6 posted on 06/01/2012 7:25:01 AM PDT by Betis70 (Bruins!)
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To: bjorn14

Mormons abstain from drinking alcohol. Why would they ever see let alone be offended by the name on a bottle of vodka?


7 posted on 06/01/2012 7:25:14 AM PDT by carolinablonde
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Give the Mormons a president and some “progressive” and “open-minded” judges and we will have a polygamous society. The judges are waiting with open arms.


8 posted on 06/01/2012 7:33:02 AM PDT by Tau Food (Tom Hoefling for President - 2012)
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To: carolinablonde
Mormons abstain from drinking alcohol.

Just like Catholics abstain from using birth control. I was in Provo, Utah recently on a business trip. Nice city. Friendly people. Lovely campus of the LDS run university there. I have no idea what the percentage of Mormons are there, but I would guess 90% to 95% based on casual inquiry among the locals.

Not far from my hotel was a huge Budweiser brewery. You can't make one of those pay by selling to 5% or 10% of the population in a market the size of Provo-Orem.

9 posted on 06/01/2012 7:39:54 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: bjorn14

Name it two married dudes and you will get a medal from Obama.


10 posted on 06/01/2012 7:41:04 AM PDT by VanDeKoik (If case you are wondering, I'm STILL supporting Newt.)
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To: VanDeKoik
> Name it two married dudes and you will get a medal from Obama.

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11 posted on 06/01/2012 7:55:38 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: bjorn14

Fact: It is impossible to get drunk in Utah.


12 posted on 06/01/2012 8:17:25 AM PDT by HIDEK6
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To: bjorn14
Hmmmm; add a shot of Five Wives vodka to a glass of Fünf wine, drink enough of them, and every girl you see is a 10!!!
13 posted on 06/01/2012 8:17:57 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Extraneous Wind sends ...)
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To: bjorn14

Slap a new “Censored by Jeff Andrews” label over the original and sell sell sell. Use the post-it note glue so custmores can peal it back and see the original.


14 posted on 06/01/2012 9:20:21 AM PDT by lack-of-trust
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Correction:

Slap a new “Censored by Jeff Anderson” label over the original and sell sell sell. Use the post-it note glue so customers can peal it back and see the original.

include Anderson’s picture on the new label.


15 posted on 06/01/2012 9:22:40 AM PDT by lack-of-trust
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