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Presidential candidate Vermin Supreme outlines zombie energy program
The Examiner ^ | January 19, 2012 | Ben Anderson

Posted on 06/01/2012 2:47:42 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

“Harnessing the awesome power of zombies; it’s not just to run away from anymore.”

Democratic candidate Vermin Supreme gives hope that our country’s leaders might just see the future for the rotting, bloodhungry nightmare that it is. He runs on a platform of lessening the demand for foreign oil (among other things) by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines that will convert shambling into electricity. He promises this will be accomplished by, “Lot’s of zombies… that we’ll sort-of dangle brains in front of…”

If, in these unfortunate times, only one candidate acknowledges the coming deademic, then that’s the president for me. And any true survivor. But Mr. Supreme takes it a step further. Not only does he recognize zombies as a threat, he makes use of them as sources of clean energy. It’s power run by the dead, driven by the dead – assuming the aforementioned brains are coming from the recently deceased – the ones that don’t get up.

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TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; Front Page News; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2012; democrats; elections; freepony; oddities; vermin2012; verminsupreme; weirdstuff; wtf; zombies

1 posted on 06/01/2012 2:47:56 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

It makes about as much sense as the rest of it, so why not.


2 posted on 06/01/2012 2:52:30 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

The only problem is that democrat zombies have no desire for brains.


3 posted on 06/01/2012 2:52:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

*Vermin Supreme*

For real? LOL!


4 posted on 06/01/2012 2:53:41 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: cripplecreek

Democrat zombies eat their own brains
with a spoon.


5 posted on 06/01/2012 2:56:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

6 posted on 06/01/2012 2:59:24 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: carriage_hill

Awesome!! Where can I donate to his campaign??


7 posted on 06/01/2012 2:59:58 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

Is that a rubber boot on his head? It looks like an Apalacacola Rebok. (N. Florida oysterman humor).


8 posted on 06/01/2012 3:06:26 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: RandallFlagg

“He runs on a platform of lessening the demand for foreign oil (among other things) by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines that will convert shambling into electricity”

Democrat Pres. candidate Vermin Supreme has an excellent plan.


9 posted on 06/01/2012 3:06:26 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: tet68

The sad thing is, his IQ is probably twice that of Zero’s.


10 posted on 06/01/2012 3:09:24 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: goseminoles

There’s supposed to be a “candidate” video and link to his campaign, at the article link, but I can’t get it to work, g. He’s probably got 3x the brains/IQ of 0bummer + Bidet, combined. LOL.


11 posted on 06/01/2012 3:26:20 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: carriage_hill

He ran as a Republican in 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcdkc8ULGk


12 posted on 06/01/2012 3:30:40 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

LOL! He’s a hoot, isn’t he?


13 posted on 06/01/2012 3:43:16 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

If he had been on the Texas ballot, I probably would have voted in the Demo primary. He would have probably gotten at least 40%


14 posted on 06/01/2012 3:45:09 PM PDT by rightly_dividing
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

***by hitching tireless zombies to giant turbines****

Sort of like the an enlarged version of the mill in WHITE ZOMBIE.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023694/


15 posted on 06/01/2012 3:53:49 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Anything Goes, Phantom of the Opera, Nice work if you can get it, EVITA. On BROADWAY last week.!)
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

This is not a well thought through idea. Does anyone seriously want Conan the Barbarian-buff zombies?

Picture all the zombies hooked up to the generator, with feeding tubes full of raw pink slime, chicken offal and caffeinated liquified tofu being pumped into their mouths as all day they push the energy generation wheel.

And the only breaks they get, ever, are to register as Democrats and sign filled-out absentee ballots.


16 posted on 06/01/2012 4:25:17 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

He would never do that unless someone game him lots and lots of money to let them do it. Plus it’s bad for your teeth..

Vermin Supreme 2012


17 posted on 06/01/2012 4:31:01 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

If he were nominated to the Supreme Court, he could be Supreme Court Justice Supreme.


18 posted on 06/01/2012 5:23:26 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Meh.)
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To: cripplecreek

If zombie-power requires huge subsidies paid to Obama supporters and will not produce any useful result for at least 20 years, the greens will be 100% behind it.


19 posted on 06/02/2012 12:25:24 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme


20 posted on 06/02/2012 12:45:40 AM PDT by PastorBooks
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