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To: marktwain

I feel so much safer now

I was deathly afraid someone would come into my house and blow up my toilet, and now there is one less on the streets.

The girls life of villiany is over.

It is great that the government has rounded up all the important terrorists so that they have free time to go after toilet bombers.

In the past, the villiage idiots played an important role in society. You could send them on dangerous missions where they could serve as a lesson to others. It seems like the only person she could have blown up is herself, and she might have made an educational and instructive video for others to see...


16 posted on 06/02/2012 6:06:57 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: Mr. K

****I was deathly afraid someone would come into my house and blow up my toilet,****

Doing a job of getting rid of high water flow toilets! The gov’t should be proud of her as it is illegal to reuse high flow toilets, even though there is now a black market in high flow toilets because they work with ONE flush.

I got some tree stumps on my property she can levitate any day!


35 posted on 06/02/2012 7:05:10 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Anything Goes, Phantom of the Opera, Nice work if you can get it, EVITA. On BROADWAY last week.!)
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