Posted on 06/04/2012 8:25:37 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hello.
So we start watching and realize it's about British Royals and thought to ourselves well this is something we don't know much about so we kept watching. And then it gets kinda soap opera'y but we keep watching because of you thinking it's got to get better.
And then at the end of the first episode it's revealed the Duke is a Sodomite with the head Footman? REALLY?!!! WTF! Why is that funking part of the plot? WTF!!!
You owe us an hour of our lives back!
You’re guilty of #4 too.
You’re guilty of #4 too.
I guess it ain’t the British Monarchy without some queens.
Diogenes wasn’t just looking for a honest man. He was also looking for a Brit with good teeth. An equally impossible task...
Can’t blame me; I’ve never watched the show.
I guess it’s all part of Gay Week/Month/Year in the media.
A queen singing for the Queen?
bttt
Sorry, must have confused it with the TCM’rs.
“It’s a little bit funny”...
Good afternoon IMPR!
I’m in just in time to hear that the “smartest president ever has no ability to control the economy” yet the “dumbest president ever was able to destroy the economy (not) while maintaining a conspiracy that resulted in 911.”
Libs are tools that hope we have no memory.
*groan*
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