Skip to comments.The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Posted on 06/05/2012 9:06:07 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ping. On Wisconsin!
Sounds like Rush listened to Mark Levin yesterday....
Been monitoring the WI live thread. BUSY over there.
THANK-YOU for posting the thread today!
Good thing I didn’t watch Hannity last night. I hope the union zombies that were on are not representative of the voters today.
Where is the WI live thread? I would love to visit with them and offer my words of encouragement.
Yep, I was amazed at the idiot drones when I watched hannity this am.....(I dvr him and Blow hard O so that I can skip the dummy gueasts) Those drones make me want to feed the tree of liberty.
Craig’s List Ad:
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really sling the shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November.
I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
Here ya go.
WI Recall Election Thread (LIVE THREAD)
Here ya go.
WI Recall Election Thread (LIVE THREAD)
I’d love to win that contest and show up at Anna Wintour’s door with Rush as my guest.
DAM STUPID WHORES I CAN’T STAND LISTIENING TO THESE IDIOTS. THAT EDITOR OF VOUGE IS EVEN AN AMERICAN?
I never heard of Anna Wintour either.
Happy B-day! You are now the speed limit?
That would be classic. I’d bet he’d go, too.
Great, thanks for the link.
I used to have a crush on SJP and then I learned her politics. Now she is about as ugly to me as one can be...
Rush.... Obama has become “Barack Hussein Kardashian”. LOVE IT!!!
Anna Wintour certainly does not sound native-born. Can a foreign national campaign for the President?
Happy Birthday to you!
I'd even buy the cigars.
Fire 'em up in the elevator.
Bring the "One If By Tea" for the Hostess.
She could have become a citizen, but I’m not sure.
I think it’s “Two if By Tea.”
Prayers Up for Walker!!!!
Those toads can fold it five ways and...
Anyway, it's the thought that counts.
happy FREEPIN birthday you ole fart
I’m the double nickel plus a penny
The chart clearly shows increases in government spending are associated with fewer jobs, not more. The data for the past hundred years shows the same negative relationship between the growth in government and the number of jobs. It is no coincidence that European and other countries with larger governments almost always have lower labor-force participation rates.
Haha! Keep your change.
US and European regulators are essentially forcing banks to buy up their own government's debta move that could end up making the debt crisis even worse, a Citigroup analysis says.
Regulators are allowing banks to escape counting their country's debt against capital requirements and loosening other rules to create a steady market for government bonds, the study says.
My synopsis of the Luntz focus group last night:
There were two very outspoken women speaking out against Walker and then Hannity asked for union members in the focus group to raise their hands. Maybe about 1/3 were union members and NOT ALL of them were against Walker. Both of the outspoken women raised their hands and one of them was a union boss. She kept saying that Walker did not want to come to the negotiation table. I say ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. As Rush said, the two outspoken women were UNREACHABLE because the dissolution of the Union is a loss of THEIR way of life.
Delusions like those women had are never pretty.
Appreciate it. Thanks for all you do for FR.
Walker just busted up the union-democrat scam against the taxpayer, and the crybabies are p*ssed.
Appreciate it. Thanks for all you do for FR.
Wisconsin report by Freeper STD
What Happened on My Way to Vote Today
It won’t surprise any poster here, I’ll do my best to relate what I saw today. Perhaps, I’ve witnessed how the Wisconsin/Illinois democrat machine steals, or attempts to steal elections at the grassroot level.
My polling place was busier than I’ve ever seen it. There was actually a 25 minute wait.
A charter bus was drawn up to the curb, 20 yards away. It was busy re-capturing it’s antique clientele. Perhaps forty nursing home residents were being helped back aboard the bus by a impatient crew of men 8 strong.
Since, I was waiting in a long line anyway, I knew I could come back later and vote. My curiousity was certainly peaked by the behavior of these guys who are clearly non-medical personnel helping these old folks vote. Were they on the level, just doing their civic duty by escorting the elderly to the polls? Who were these burly guys busy getting out the vote anyway? I had just enough time to get back to my car and pull in behind the charter bus as it left.
They wound around several one way streets without getting lost downtown. I can’t normally get around town without making at least one driving mistake. Whoever was driving this bus knew exactly where he was going.
Imagine my surprise when the bus failed to return to a nursing home, or a hospital? Soon, campaign signs appeared all around us, we had found another polling place. As the bus pulled up, it was in front of the polling place, a city policeman motioned for it to a stop directly opposite the front door of the polling place. I should have realized what was going on immediately, but I was totally unprepared for what happened next. Maybe some of these voters lived in a different precinct? Maybe they haven’t voted yet?
The same group of guys helped ‘the same passengers’ get out of the bus and into the polling place. I knew at least two of these people had already voted! It was obvious that their escorts knew they had already voted once before. I started taking pictures with my phone.
I decided to blend in acting like the other voters in line and listening in on whatever these elderly voters and their handlers were talking about.
The escorts could be overheard talking, vote for Barrett, vote for recall. Over and over, vote for Barrett, vote for recall!
Q-Where’s the bathroom, help me up so I can get in there! This elderly woman was in a wheelchair asking the exact same question over and over again.
A-Jane, you have a catheter. How many times do I have to tell you. You, you stupid bitch have a catheter!
Q-No, I’ve got to go number two, number two!
A-You have a diaper Jane. Hurry up and vote already! Then we’ll take you a place with a nice big bathroom. This place got no bathroom.
Another middle aged patient with the appearance of Down’s Syndrome said;
Q-When will we get ice cream? When, I want my ice cream now!
A-If I hear anymore about ice cream!
A grizzled amputee in a wheelchair spoke up next;
Q-I just want one of your cigarettes. Where are our free cigarettes? You promised all of us smokes. Ray and Julie don’t smoke, I want their cigarettes too!
A-Do as your told, we’ll all get some f-—ing ice cream! We’ll all smoke cigarettes later. Now shut up and do like we practiced.
One of the men doing most of the talking suddenly walked over to me angry and suspicious. He was glowering at me, I could see his face turn beet red.
Q-”What are you looking at Pal? I know you, don’t I? Have you ever been in jail? I arrested you for drugs, didn’t I? I’ve definitely seen you before right? You’re a convict, out on parole; right? Out on parole! Look here guys, this MF’er won’t mind his business! Doesn’t he look familiar?
Two more men walked over, one guy was directly behind me. I realized too late they were surrounding me. I backed up out of the voting line and placed my back up against the wall. They kept talking about me being a criminal. I looked over at the people in line to vote, they were averting their gaze and pretending not to hear, or become involved in anyway.
—”Unless you want to go back into prison, you better get your dumb ass out of here Boy! Give me that phone! Shit, I’m sorry it just got broke, my bad. I’m really sorry, give me your name and address, I’ll have your phone fixed and mail it back to you! Are you cooperating with us, or not?
—Get out of here Buddy!
—You can imagine, feet don’t fail me now!
I got out of there fast. As I ran, I saw one of the gang follow me back toward my car. He was there to write down my license plate number. He didn’t care if I saw him writing it down either. So, I quickly turned away and jogged into the park with him following a hundred yards behind.
I’m not going back to work, or home until I’ve got some help getting my car back!
Here come the claims of cheating already!
CHEATING is any liberals middle name!!!! The bastids...