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Posted on 06/05/2012 9:06:07 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Ping. On Wisconsin!
Sounds like Rush listened to Mark Levin yesterday....
Been monitoring the WI live thread. BUSY over there.
THANK-YOU for posting the thread today!
Good thing I didn’t watch Hannity last night. I hope the union zombies that were on are not representative of the voters today.
Where is the WI live thread? I would love to visit with them and offer my words of encouragement.
Yep, I was amazed at the idiot drones when I watched hannity this am.....(I dvr him and Blow hard O so that I can skip the dummy gueasts) Those drones make me want to feed the tree of liberty.
bttt
Craig’s List Ad:
For Sale:
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really sling the shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November.
I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location:
Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
Here ya go.
WI Recall Election Thread (LIVE THREAD)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2891716/posts?q=1&;page=151
Here ya go.
WI Recall Election Thread (LIVE THREAD)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2891716/posts?q=1&;page=151
I’d love to win that contest and show up at Anna Wintour’s door with Rush as my guest.
Double Nickels
DAM STUPID WHORES I CAN’T STAND LISTIENING TO THESE IDIOTS. THAT EDITOR OF VOUGE IS EVEN AN AMERICAN?
I never heard of Anna Wintour either.
Happy B-day! You are now the speed limit?
That would be classic. I’d bet he’d go, too.
Excellent!
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