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Media Hypes 'Self-Marriage'
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/paul-wilson/2012/06/05/media-hypes-self-marriage ^

Posted on 06/05/2012 9:54:54 AM PDT by chessplayer

The media crusade to redefine marriage has taken a radical turn. Media outlets have put a spotlight on the narcissistic practice of “self-marriage,” in which a person marries himself or herself in a formal ceremony.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; liberalism; narcissism; selfmarriage
I guess now they will need special privileges and protections as another minority group.
1 posted on 06/05/2012 9:54:56 AM PDT by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

Do you get to consummate the marriage?


2 posted on 06/05/2012 9:58:48 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: chessplayer

What happened to the “tradition” of ‘wife’ assuming ‘husband’s’ surname? How do the Gays handle that? Probably don’t. Just keep their own names.

Liberals biggest enemy is “tradition”

Mooch-ell promised Barack would “Fundamentally ‘change’ America”. To what?

Don’t know. Don’t Care. Is their motto.


3 posted on 06/05/2012 9:59:14 AM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: chessplayer

I think Obama should do this, then he can go f#ck himself LEGALLY.


4 posted on 06/05/2012 9:59:39 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Today if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
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To: chessplayer

Asexuals are people, too! /sarc


5 posted on 06/05/2012 10:01:49 AM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: chessplayer

"Hmmm, I LIKE it."

6 posted on 06/05/2012 10:02:14 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: chessplayer

Divorces can be messy.


7 posted on 06/05/2012 10:04:57 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Gott mit Mitt, Mitt mit uns)
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To: Last Dakotan
Do you get to consummate the marriage?

I see what you did there.


8 posted on 06/05/2012 10:22:51 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: chessplayer

I think the reception after one of these “weddings” would be a surreal blast. Photos of the bride — no — groom — okay, how about “broom”? — having a first dance with his/her new “wusband” or “hife”. Another of he broom feeding himself/herself a piece of cake. Another of one solitary hand with a wedding band. The broom tossing a bouquet and a garter to the crowd of unattached guests. One tradition that might go by the wayside is when everyone taps their water glasses with a spoon to induce a kiss. I guess the broom could use a mirror, though, like a real narcissist.


9 posted on 06/05/2012 10:31:03 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: chessplayer

I think this administration should legalize “self marriage” then I can file as married on my federal tax return instead of single.


10 posted on 06/05/2012 10:31:55 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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“I think this administration should legalize “self marriage” then I can file as married on my federal tax return instead of single.”

Not only that, but your spouse could collect half of your SS when you retired.


11 posted on 06/05/2012 10:42:19 AM PDT by babygene (Figures don't lie, but liars can figure...)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

I confidently predict the ‘spoon striking a glass’ tradition will be replaced by a spoon striking a shallow, black saucer with water in it. Such a bowl can be used as a mirror - the perfect symbol for marriage of a narcissist/”self-abuser”.


12 posted on 06/05/2012 10:42:19 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: Last Dakotan

One stroke at a time . . .


13 posted on 06/05/2012 10:44:04 AM PDT by Petruchio (I Think . . . Therefor I FReep.)
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To: Last Dakotan

Do you get to consummate the marriage?Yes...... with your hand!


14 posted on 06/05/2012 11:20:27 AM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: Last Dakotan
Do you get to consummate the marriage?

Only after someone says, "Go eff yourself!"

15 posted on 06/05/2012 11:40:19 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: chessplayer

Yeah it’s called being single-and I don’t need a ceremony for this, especially because someday I hope to enter into real marriage. These narcissistic (weird, idiots) are really well..idiots!


16 posted on 06/05/2012 12:11:25 PM PDT by JSDude1
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To: chessplayer

I think we also need a category for “Unilateral Marriage”: I, for instance, get to marry Barack Obama, for instance, regardless of his interest in a reciprocal arrangement.

It only seems fair.


17 posted on 06/05/2012 1:01:51 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: dagogo redux

Do you get to deduct yourself and your spouse on your 1040? If you can it’ll be real popular.


18 posted on 06/05/2012 1:49:59 PM PDT by nobamanomore
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To: dagogo redux

Indeed. It could be labeled “universal polygamy”. To not be for it is “discrimination.”


19 posted on 06/05/2012 1:53:11 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: chessplayer

These Luciferians are SO predictable...

Another attack on the family institution?
Who’d a seen it comin’?


20 posted on 06/05/2012 1:56:16 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: chessplayer

Bridal registry at Isotoner Gloves.

21 posted on 06/05/2012 2:04:35 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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