1. Because Palin did not run.
2. Because Cain had women issues.
3. Because Perry said “heartless”
4. Because Newt said “inhumane” and sat on a sofa.
5. Because Santorum endorsed Specter
6. Because conservatives could not unite (again)
7. Because Obama-nomics is worse than Carter
1. Because Palin did not run.
Make that:
1. Because Palin sorta kinda hinted she was going to run, loyal Palinistas decided to bash all the other conservatives in the hope that it would pave the way for her victory.