Carl Jacquneaux
Posted on 06/06/2012 1:21:37 PM PDT by matt04
From the Zombie Apocalypse news desk comes word of the arrest of a Louisiana man who bit off a chunk of the face of a victim whom he allegedly battered during a bloody attack Saturday.
According to cops, Carl Jacquneaux, 42, attacked Todd Credeur outside the victim’s home in Scott, a city in Lafayette Parish. After punching Credeur in the face, Jacquneaux bit the 48-year-old victim in the face, “removing a large amount of flesh,” police reported.
An arrest warrant affidavit charges that Jacquneaux “began biting Mr. Credeur in the face, removing flesh the size of a quarter below the victim’s left eye.” A second affidavit accused Jacquneaux of “biting off half his cheek” and referenced “information” that Jacquneaux “had been up for several days on Meth.”
When officers responded to the fight scene, they found Credeur covered in blood and with “several lacerations to his facial area along with a gaping wound underneath the left eye.” Credeur, who was transported to a local hospital for treatment, is now recuperating at home.
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Carl Jacquneaux
Bath salt?
OK.
Someone needs to ‘fess up: who let the Rage Virus loose?
Was it the Army of the 12 Monkeys, or what?
Tweaker.
Nah, just your average meth head.
Maybe I am too cruel, but like serial child-molestors, anyone who would be attracted to taking “bath salts” is probably too far gone to ever be non-dangerous member of society.
maybe we should make “bath salts” perfectly legal and widely available so those folks can take care of themselves....
Nah, just your average meth head.
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Most likely, yes. But that’s just so mundane, so dull and pedestrian.
Well at least he’s not into venture capital or private equity.
Jus Cajuns bein Cajuns.........
Pretty nasty, but losing a quarter sized piece of flesh is minor compared to what happened in Miami. One report said that guy was missing 80% of his face.
It is starting to look like the long feared Zombie Apocalypse may not be far off. You seem knowledgeable on antizombie measures can you tell us: Do you shoot them, axe them or what? If one shoots a Zombie where do you shoot them? How many bullets? Time is running short Help!
Bookmarking for ZPL when I get home.
Don’t axe them anything! Just shoot man, SHOOT!
And the Government wants to tell me that I don’t need to carry a gun.
When seconds count the police are only a few bites away.
“When seconds count the police are only a few bites away.”
Donut jokes notwithstanding.
Mike Tyson’s promotor should be “salivating” for a comeback bout with this guy.
At a state fair.
Zombies?
...maybe I need to reconsider UFO’s ...and the grassy knoll shooter...crap...just when ya’ think you got it figured out.
Gotta maintain perspective in the midst of this sensationalism!
Or make less crazy-making drugs legal to lessen the incentive to use "bath salts" and other designer drugs.
And both eyeballs.
As my wise though young (at the time) step-son opined: The government is doing this all backwards (making marijuana and other drugs illegal.)
What the (gov’t) needs to do is make all these drug legal, then tax the $h!t out of them. It would take care of the national debt in a week.
(This was back in ‘76!)
It’s well known that Cajuns will eat just about anything.
“When seconds count the police are only a few bites away.”
Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are.” quote from Larry the Cable guy.
I looked up “bath salts” and it’s the name given to a new designer drug that screws you up. A number have died, the most in Louisiana. Gov. Jindal has outlawed that combination of drugs due to the deaths there.
“Do you shoot them, axe them or what? If one shoots a Zombie where do you shoot them? How many bullets? Time is running short Help!”
From the movies I’ve seen and books I have read, either shoot them in the head or cut the heads off. Got a machete? They are slow moving, so lop the head off and you’re done with that one.
You know, Mike Tyson really did start all this.
And the people I vote for.
Here's the thing people. Expose yourselves to garbage. Desensitizing influences.
Then multiply that by millions of people just like "you".
Some decide to go a bit further and intoxicate. They already have the desensitivity training to commit the most horrendous crimes.
Think you are so much different?
Wouldn't it be SOOOOOO nice for the STHTF and give psycholiciousness a try?
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