Skip to comments.Face-eater's girlfriend to speak out against cannibalism (Gloria Allred getting involved)
Posted on 06/07/2012 10:02:20 AM PDT by Sam's Army
MIAMI A 27-year-old Miramar woman who described herself as the girlfriend of the man killed by police as he gnawed off the face of a homeless man stepped forward Wednesday to speak out against what her counselor called a growing scourge: cannibalism. Yovonka Bryant's counselor? Los Angeles celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred.
(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...
Hey Gloria! Bite me!
Anyone else remembering “The Brotherhood” or “Night People” as referred to by William Johnstone?
"Stop It!!! Stop It!!! Stop This Cannibalism!!!! Let's have a thread about nice, clean decent human beings."
I wonder what PETA would have to say about this...
Does this mean Allred is going to become the "Anita Bryant" of cannibalism? Who is she to foist her morals on the rest of society? Does she know the suicide rate among cannibals? Does she realize that judgmentalism like hers is causing young cannibals to be bullied in school? And by the way they prefer to be known by the less clinical term of "hungry." People have no idea the challenges face by the "hungry" community. It's time for county health clinics to distribute free, sterile carving knives to stop the spread of disease...
Little late for that, doncha think.
Cannibals also should have the right to marry and run Boy Scout troops.
How about “the Hungries” in “The Outrider” series?
it is final! The planet is officially out of control!
You guys kill me!
As I read this article, I was impressed with the satirical humor and the absurdity. A media whore like Alred, and the ever-present “he was a good person” comments from friends made for totally believable satire.
Then I realized ... this was an actual article, in a real
“newspaper”, with “real” people, saying “real” words ... that actually happened.
Just when you think something can’t get any weirder ...
There’s no bigger camera wh**e than Gloria Allred. 2nd runner ups are her clients.
If Obama had a pretty wife, she’d look like her. (Wonder if she’s any better than Michelle in the push-up department).
Lesson: “ Don’t eat people.....especially if they are alive”
Just where are the deep pockets with this one? Allred has to be going after someone or something with $$$.
‘Bite-me’ Biden would be wise to put on extra security when speaking in Miami.
All right, all right, I get it, Gloria.....you don't have to bite my head off!
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