Face-eater's girlfriend to speak out against cannibalism (Gloria Allred getting involved)

Orlando Sentinel ^ | June 7, 2012 | Mike Clary

[Sam's Army]

MIAMI— — A 27-year-old Miramar woman who described herself as the girlfriend of the man killed by police as he gnawed off the face of a homeless man stepped forward Wednesday to speak out against what her counselor called a growing scourge: cannibalism. Yovonka Bryant's counselor? Los Angeles celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred.

[Gator113]

Gloria Allred takes bite out of crime.

[dfwgator]

Someone should tell Gloria that this case isn’t worth losing face over.

[Gator113]

Will Moochelle adress this risky eating habit?

Obama supports homosexual sex, it is gross, it is ugly and it can kill, sooooo, if a canibal eats a lib, is it really wrong?

[prairiebreeze]

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[Gator113]

adress=address

[liberalh8ter]

Someone should tell Gloria that this case isn’t worth losing face over.

She drives me crazy.

[Erasmus]

Yeah, Yeah. All she’s doing is trying to save face.

[dfwgator]

Gloria is supposed to appear on this Sunday’s “Face the Nation.”

[USMCPOP]

"… but cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and well-being of both the cannibal and the victim."

I'm so glad she pointed that out. I really hadn't thought about it that way. /S

[sten]

how bad must this woman’s cooking have been for him to consider ‘homeless guys face’ as a tasty alternative??

[USMCPOP]

Shirley Temple had a close call.

[baddog 219]

I didn’t know this was about cannibalism..... I heard a black man got shot for eating a cracker...
Cannibals don’t eat clowns, because they taste funny.
Talk about an eating disorder...

[Getready]

Hey AllRED how about bringing up the fact that there were
a few movies made about cannibalism that made lots of
money...Hannibal lecter ring a bell? Maybe popular and/or
popularized ideas can get “cooked” into someones brain and when they
are completely drugged out they can act on that idea? Anybody
remember “Cannibal and the Headhunters”, or “Young Cannibals”?

Plus you are demeaning all of the flesh eating bacteria, I’m
sick of you not respecting the bacteria...after all...
a bacteria is a dog is a cockroach is a boy...right?

Thank you for informing us that cannibalism can be
harmful to a person being eaten. We didn’t know.

[MrEdd]

But people have always eaten people,
What else is there to eat?
If the Juju had meant us not to eat people,
He wouldn’t have made us of meat!

[Ditter]

I tried to read this, I really did, but when I came to the line where she says “cannibalism is dangerous to the victim” I could read no farther.

She is a victim of the “15 minutes of fame” mentality. If I had ever even befriended a person who cannibalized another person, I would deny even knowing them. Here she goes in front of the press to talk about it. Madness!

[tumblindice]

Dorothy was a real dish too, with some fava beans and a little chianti.

[Sam's Army]

"I heard a black man got shot for eating a cracker..."

That's so good that typing "LOL" does not do proper justice.

[Erasmus]

Some wags have presciently called it “Deface The Nation.”

[Erasmus]

To think that she almost became a pot smoker at that young age!

[a fool in paradise]

“Face-eating is bad, m’kay? Peace-out, y’all!”