Wildlife Camera Catches Austrian Politician Having Sex In Forest

Telegraph(UK) ^ | June 16, 2012 | Matthew Day

[Steelfish]

Wildlife Camera Catches Austrian Politician Having Sex In Forest An Austrian politician is in line to get up to £16,000 in compensation after a hidden camera used for snapping wildlife photographed him having sexual intercourse in a forest.

The camera was concealed in a forest in the Austrian region of Carinthia By Matthew Day 15 Jun 2012 The politician, who has not been named, will get the money if a court rules the photographs violated his privacy.

Carefully concealed, placed well away from areas frequented by people and packing motion sensors the camera was designed to record the wildlife of the forest in the Austrian region of Carinthia but instead caught the politician's physical liaison.

Legal experts said the camera contravenes Austrian laws restricting the use of surveillance cameras. Hans Zeger, president of Argen Daten, an NGO specialising in data protection, said official permission was needed to place the camera, and "at the very least is should have been marked with signs so visitors could adjust their behaviour and avoid the monitored areas." But the Carinthia Hunting Society, the organisation which placed the camera, defended the use of the spying equipment.

[molson209]

when you go out into the woods tonight hehe

[Lazamataz]

It’s a wildlife camera. It’s supposed to catch wild life.

[Bratch]

Does a politician have sex in the forest?

[HerrBlucher]

The camera was put there to record wildlife, and wildlife it recorded.

[Albion Wilde]

Quite a payday. Once a prostitute; always a prostitute.

[SMGFan]

if a tree falls in a forest?

[SMGFan]

if a tree falls in a forest?

[Rumplemeyer]

this begs the question: who or what was he having sex with...species and gender

[Revolting cat!]

Does a Pope poop in the forest?

[Revolting cat!]

The wildlife discovers porno. Evolution, ya know.

[Steelfish]

?

[matt1234]

If the camera had a microphone, it could provide some additional evidence of what he was saying...in Austrian.

[Revolting cat!]

http://grammar.about.com/od/qaaboutrhetoric/f/QAmixmetaphor.htm

[Boogieman]

Yeah, that was my first thought. Around my neck of the woods, the ones most often sneaking into the forest to hook up are the homos.

[Paladin2]

It goes something like this:

Es war ein Plumber von Blind,

Er shlaft mit ein Madchen von Sind

Sie sagt:

Halt sein plumbing,

Ich hore man kommen!

Ya, ya sagt der Plumber.

Ich bin.

And that's in Austrian.

[Uncle Slayton]

You can watch politicians screwing people every day on CSPAN.

[Bratch]

You can watch politicians screwing people every day on CSPAN.

[matt1234]

"Very interesting."

[Slings and Arrows]

this begs the question: who or what was he having sex with...species and gender

Given how PO'ed they are, it was probably an adult human female.

[X-spurt]

Yeah, us!

[posterchild]

Here on this mountaintop
Oh oh oh
I got some wild, wild life
I got some news to tell you
Oh oh
About some wild, wild life

[martin_fierro]

AND SHE WASN'T EVEN 18!

[Morgana]

Yea and that is as as wild as life can get!

[Persevero]

Hey, I just understood my first German joke!

[MHGinTN]

Does this have anything to do with carinthian lather? Seems I remeber something about that for Dodging Cameras ... or was that Dodge Cordobas?

[MHGinTN]

Never mind

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Dead girl or live boy?

[SaraJohnson]

I miss her humor so much. I remember when American comedians were really talented and did not have to fall back on old predictable communist poltical slogans, smut and cuss words.

[Viking2002]

Hey, I'll cop to it. And she was only 15 at the time. Growing up in the mountains gave your high school hormones lots of room to roam.

I was a very bad boy sometimes.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[tet68]

Oh that’s funny.

[goldstategop]

Sex al fresco? Be careful where you have that picnic with the lovely lass!

It may not be as isolated as you think!

[The Cajun]

Bet it wasn't Clifton Clowers' daughter over on Wolverton Mountain.
Hear tell he was mighty handy with gun and knife :^)

[cynwoody]

Gilda Radner
1946-1989

That woman had talent!

[Liberty Valance]

*bump to the top*

[Squantos]

... Your a poliduot that gives license to place these cameras. You pay a hooker 20 an get 16,000.

Hundreds of cameras.... Few million ladies of ill repute an 16,000 per episode. .....

Profitable ?

[metmom]

Too bad for him.

He should be more careful next time.

[MHGinTN]

That woman was a brilliant comedienne.

[MHGinTN]

If one goes back also to her ‘Rosanna Rosannadanna’ comedic interactions, the subtle perspective on the silly things we miss in life begins to register. She was part of one of the most talented groups of writers/comedieenes ever to entertain and enlighten us. We really should be paying closer attention to what some of these surviving writers have to say, though they do not need to be our ‘leaders’. We in the West seem to be losing touch with what bubbles up from imagination, that relates to ‘how the universe works’.