[Dilbert San Diego]

I would love to know how they plan to enforce this.

I can see them ban have urinals in a men’s room. But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1? I guess we can assume all will sit to do #2, but again, how do you enforce something like this?

[Johnny B.]

But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1?

Maybe they're basing it on the number of times they have gone in to a booth and found the toilet seat covered in piss?

Based on my personal observations, I would say at least 50% of the previous toilet users were filthy, disgusting animals who couldn't be bothered to avoid covering the toilet seat with their urine.

At one time, there was a social convention that one leave a public restroom (at least) as clean as one found it. That convention has died, and I think it is a prime example of a dying culture.

[funfan]

Monitors—I hear they pay pretty well :)

[ari-freedom]

“I would love to know how they plan to enforce this.”

You don’t see? They want to abolish the men’s room. Just one kind of toilet for everyone.

[Erasmus]

I can see them ban have urinals in a men’s room. But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1? I guess we can assume all will sit to do #2, but again, how do you enforce something like this?

Almost pathetically simple, with modern technology that is.

Think microphones, digital signal processors, warning lights & buzzers on wall-sized maps in the DoPE (Department of Pinkler Enforcement).

[Erasmus]

I can see them ban have urinals in a men’s room. But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1? I guess we can assume all will sit to do #2, but again, how do you enforce something like this?

Almost pathetically simple, with modern technology that is.

Think microphones, digital signal processors, warning lights & buzzers on wall-sized maps in the DoPE (Department of Pinkler Enforcement).