Posted on 06/22/2012 11:16:20 AM PDT by seanmerc
You can even register your wedding on his campaign website. Could he be any more pompous?
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What about ‘em? Obama’s reelection is the most important event in the history of the world.
This HAS to be a joke...
I once gave my german shepherd a whole round steak and a visit from a hot female shepherd for his birthday——do you think Obama would like a piece of that action??-——Semper Fi
And bride, if needed.
Pretty close already——did you hear the Wookie’s snow shovel story? About how good the boy-in-chief is with a snow shovel in a Chicago winter? You don’t have to make it up——the stuff just keeps running downhill. Find yourself a comfy spot at the bottom and wait for it.
Obama thought US soldiers were fighting for HIM too - not the country, not the constitution, not their fellow citizens. The soldiers were fighting for the one and only - King Obama...
Words fail me.....
“Yeah. Sure. It was a joke. Gotcha” his people will be saying hoping people forget that they ever came up with such stupidity, until the next time.
It’s real.
LOL...that was my first thought when I read the headline.
And I'm sure there are liberal couples who would both consider it a great honor.
Bonnie said he would but he didn't want to dwag powatics into his growious day.
You’s gotta be kidding me.
That is not photoshopped?
ha ha ha Resignman !
What if you are single and not getting married this year? Will a marriage be arranged just so the gifts can be given to the campaign?
“Could he be any more pompous?”
Don’t ask a question to which you really wouldn’t like the answer...
SOME #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans:
Cuz if you don’t give me your wedding money I might be forced to get a real job, & thanks to me there aren’t any.
“Why give to the wedding when you can give to The Party?”
Bed, Bath and Barack.
Obama...the gift that keeps on taking.
Because that whole “Life of Julia” thing wasn’t creepy enough.
Miami Heat to forego championship rings.
Let them eat wedding cake, maybe
Whats yours is MINE MINE MINE!
......... Whine Glasses
Did you really need that six-speed blender?
Every $100 dollars and I’ll sign a new executive order.
“Why give to the wedding when you can give to The Party?”
Next is probably giving Obomber 1st night privilege.
More TWEETS:
Transparent Tupperware?! Wait…not interested.
”Share the wealth” includes YOUR wedding gifts...buying votes ain’t cheap, yanno?
And here you thought the f***ing would begin after the reception ...
I’m showing up at next b-day party w/note saying i contrib’d to obama in your name
Free Biden bobblehead with each $10 donation. Choose from ‘J-O-B-S’, ‘Stand Up Chuck’ or ‘Big F**king Deal’
This anniversary, give her something she’ll REALLY like: give her government dependence
Seriously, Michelle can’t wear last year’s clothes on this year’s vacation!
The Obamanuts make almost too easy. I am glad I don’t bore you! :)
Next the Presidential Election will become like American Idol.
To Vote for Obama....dial 888-555-OBMA
To Vote for Romney...dial 888-555-RMNY
You can vote more than once...and voting will begin the next day after the Conventions, starting at 8am. Pick up the phone and vote in YOUR next IDOL!!
The nerve of this incompetent narcissist. He couldn’t lead a 2 man parade and he wants people to give him wedding gift money? His hutzpuh knows no bounds. Will crawl through broken glass in November to vote this incompetent out of office!
Pfl
Her Big Buttness is hungry for the all you can fleese buffet.
there’s a twitter hash tag up on this now? hysterical!!!
Need to get a WARNING up on clicking on the embedded event page at the site. It froze my computer.
Arrogance beyond imagination.
LOL!
.....AAAAND the bribes, getting degrees without attending schools, the Wookie’s Hospital $300,000+ job no attendance required, surrendering their “law” licenses without put in jail for fraud, etc.
All this is groovy gravy.
This is like giving your kid used underwear for Christmas.
Notice how, of all the possible gifts in the world, the WH states the contributions will go “a lot further than a gravy bowl.”
Heck, IT IS A GRAVY BOWL, from which the greedy, voracious Obama beast will devour every last ounce of our hopes and our dreams.
Keep your money, you silly, little bots, and party like it was the 1980’s, because your upcoming event will most probably be the last big blast you’ll ever be able to afford.
Can you believe it! These people are arrogant kooks.
LOLOLOL!
Same as their boss, 0b0z0, who’s asleep at the wheel next to Reggie.
It's a physical impossibility, unless the "wife" is a man.
This is a joke, right? Although I would not be surprised if it was true.
His next fundraising idea will be a telethon...it’s for the children!
What’s next?
Lap dancing
or more
Yeah, remember #attackwatch! Now, that was fun!
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Give till you’re on food stamps! Then you can really stimulate the economy.
LOL
LOL! My friend, this is awesome. These kind of ideas simply HAVE to become an internet meme. Maybe a twitter feed. "In lieu of spending money on cat litter, send their feces to Obama", etc, etc...
I see it was already done, ha! Brilliant!
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Because that whole “Life of Julia” thing wasn’t creepy enough.
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Cuz if you don’t give me your wedding money I might be forced to get a real job, & thanks to me there aren’t any.
Hope the tooth fairy gives me a 2nd term, meanwhile, give me your kids’ tooth money! #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Because that whole “Life of Julia” thing wasn’t creepy enough.
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Cuz if you don’t give me your wedding money I might be forced to get a real job, & thanks to me there aren’t any.
Hope the tooth fairy gives me a 2nd term, meanwhile, give me your kids’ tooth money! #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans
: #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Who needs to own fine china when they can donate to the person who will let China own us?
Not time to check the entire thread so this my have been said. But, I can’t wait for a #Tweet to be set up mocking this crap. A few days of that and this registry will be shut down completely.
"..if you love me, you'll forgo all that matters to you"
They’re all starting to panic. I guess they figure their home value, retirement portfolios a.d their livelihoods aren’t worth the risk of another four.
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