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President Obama Canít Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?
http://nymag.com ^ | June 22 2012 | Dan Amira

Posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."

"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service

Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) June 22, 2012

Why was it determined that Obama and forks can no longer coexist peacefully? Did the Secret Service pick up some intelligence on an unspecified fork threat to the president? We have contacted them for answers, and we will report back to you as soon as possible.

(Excerpt) Read more at nymag.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: forkless; forklessfriday; forks; forkyou; paranoia; racism; sourcetitlenoturl; sporks
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1 posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:58 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: Para-Ord.45

Must be afraid of the “white hispanics” in the room.


2 posted on 06/22/2012 4:20:24 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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Well it was a Latino crowd and we have the movie line: “We don’t need no steenking forks. We have machetes!”


3 posted on 06/22/2012 4:20:24 PM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: shalom aleichem

I think somebody misunderstood “fork him”.


4 posted on 06/22/2012 4:22:40 PM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Anybody but Obama.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Obama has been “forking” all of us for 3 and a half years. Now, he wants to make sure that he has an exclusive franchise on “forking.” You know, those Hispanics may want to “fork” him and he can’t stand the shoe being on the other foot!


5 posted on 06/22/2012 4:22:50 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: Para-Ord.45; windcliff
He who speaks with forked tongue did not want to get forked by the invited guest.

Probably a good move on the secret services part. If they used those forks as a weapon and actually did something they would probably scream for more amnesty.

6 posted on 06/22/2012 4:23:33 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Para-Ord.45

Probably OK since people are losing their appetites for being force fed BS. Obama, however, probably needs all the utensils he can get for the crow he’s going to be eating over F&F.


7 posted on 06/22/2012 4:25:26 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (I'm for Churchill in 1940!)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Someone in his security team must be hard of hearing. They misunderstood people in the crowd that greeted the limo outside the kitchen entrance when they yelled what sounded like “fork you” at the Resident.


8 posted on 06/22/2012 4:25:42 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: Dallas59

What about SS condoms?


9 posted on 06/22/2012 4:25:49 PM PDT by pointsal
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To: Para-Ord.45

Are sporks OK?


10 posted on 06/22/2012 4:26:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Para-Ord.45

That implies: ( I did not say this) “stick a fork in him he is done.”


11 posted on 06/22/2012 4:27:05 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
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Those Latinos SHOULD be insulted. But they, like many Blacks and other minorities, have become comfortable living on the Democrat's plantation of Government (Taxpayer) largess.
12 posted on 06/22/2012 4:27:27 PM PDT by originalbuckeye
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You’d think that they would take offense to being “disarmed”.

0bama doesn’t trust being around Mexicans with sharp objects?

Racial profiling, BIG TIME!


13 posted on 06/22/2012 4:27:27 PM PDT by panaxanax (Voting 'Third Party' will ensure a Communist-Marxist-Socialist dominated Supreme Court!)
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To: Para-Ord.45
Those Latinos SHOULD be insulted. But they, like many Blacks and other minorities, have become comfortable living on the Democrat's plantation of Government (Taxpayer) largess.
14 posted on 06/22/2012 4:27:30 PM PDT by originalbuckeye
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To: Para-Ord.45

Maybe there was a lone white forkman lurking nearby


15 posted on 06/22/2012 4:27:53 PM PDT by slumber1 (Don't taze me bro!)
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To: Para-Ord.45

This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President.


16 posted on 06/22/2012 4:29:33 PM PDT by nhoward14
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Wasn’t this the same group Romney spoke to yesterday??

Bet they didn’t collect the forks yesterday....


17 posted on 06/22/2012 4:31:36 PM PDT by CMailBag
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Are sporks OK?

Dang, you beat me toe, If I'm re-elected, there will be free sporks for all Latinos."
What he won't say is that only members of the NBPP can have real forks.

18 posted on 06/22/2012 4:31:56 PM PDT by sockmonkey (I will vote for Romney to get Obama out of the White House..)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Yeah...and I’m sure they did the same thing to the Hollywood folks at the $40,000 per plate dinner at Sarah Jessica Parker’s joint, too...


19 posted on 06/22/2012 4:33:16 PM PDT by Chasaway (Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?)
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To: Para-Ord.45
What's next?.


20 posted on 06/22/2012 4:34:57 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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