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Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart
CBS Cleveland ^ | June 22, 2012

Posted on 06/24/2012 12:06:44 PM PDT by Gamecock

MONTICELLO, Ky. (CBS Cleveland) — Better be careful the next time you want to use the bathroom at a Walmart.

Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.

WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.

The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off.

“We are looking at it,” Chief Ralph Miniard of the Monticello Police Department told WAVE-TV. “Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

Walmart has yet to comment on the case.


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1 posted on 06/24/2012 12:06:50 PM PDT by Gamecock
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emergency responders were able to get her off.

I'm pretty sure I know what the writer meant to say...

2 posted on 06/24/2012 12:08:04 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; countess; ...

This probably all started with an innocent request to borrow a square of T.P.


3 posted on 06/24/2012 12:10:48 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: Gamecock

“Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

So people intentionally glue themselves to toilet seats in public places? I must live a sheltered life.


4 posted on 06/24/2012 12:13:54 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Gamecock
“We are looking at it”

That would depend...
5 posted on 06/24/2012 12:14:05 PM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: Gamecock

Whenever I use a public restroom, I put at least 3 layers of TP on the seat. If there’s Super Glue on the toilet seat, the TP will noticeably stick before I sit down.


6 posted on 06/24/2012 12:14:30 PM PDT by murron (Proud Mom of a Marine Vet)
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To: Gamecock
I'm betting that Walmart sells super-glue. Some kids probably lifted a tube and then snuck into the bathroom and spread it on the seat as a prank.

-PJ

7 posted on 06/24/2012 12:16:37 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: Clay Moore
So people intentionally glue themselves to toilet seats in public places?
My first thought was - lawsuit - in which case, yes, this was intentional.
8 posted on 06/24/2012 12:17:14 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Gamecock
“We are looking at it,” ... “Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”
[Chief Ralph Miniard of the Monticello Police Department told WAVE-TV.]
Accidental or Intentional?

Dear 'chief' please STAY where the hell you're at.
As it is, you might even be in over your head in Podunk, Ky

9 posted on 06/24/2012 12:17:27 PM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

RULES (if she’s under 30 and hot hehehe)


10 posted on 06/24/2012 12:18:30 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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To: Gamecock

Women never look before they sit down.


11 posted on 06/24/2012 12:20:45 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Gamecock

I detest “journalists” and the “lowest common demoninator” style of modern journalism. Instead of warning businesses to be wary about criminal activity on their premises, which this obviously was, they warn shoppers to stay specifically away from walmart restrooms. Walmart needs to go over their security tapes and release images so someone can be arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief resulting in bodily injury and vandalism. But no, lets laugh at the poor woman who got glued to a toilet seat.


12 posted on 06/24/2012 12:21:13 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: bicyclerepair
The unidentified woman...

Since it seems that I have some literary license:


13 posted on 06/24/2012 12:23:58 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: bicyclerepair
I guess people don't use the paper seat covers at public toilets these days? She'd have noticed the glue if she did.

-PJ

14 posted on 06/24/2012 12:24:01 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: Clay Moore

I seem to have a recollection of that happening on at least one occasion a few years ago.


15 posted on 06/24/2012 12:24:05 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Gamecock
bullsh!t... she didn't stand up as soon as she felt the wetness??? she prolly put there, flushed the tube down the toilet then sat down
16 posted on 06/24/2012 12:25:24 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Gamecock

“.....I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

LOL.... I can’t tell you how many times I have ACCIDENTALLY “covered a toilet seat” with enough super glue for this to happen. Heck, I have had to quit taking super glue into any public restroom.


17 posted on 06/24/2012 12:27:19 PM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: DuncanWaring
I seem to have a recollection of that happening on at least one occasion a few years ago.

You have a great memory!

Toilet glue victim tells of humiliation Oz
Man sues Home Depot after using glue-covered toilet Oddly, this was also in KY
Man stuck to public toilet UK
Man glued to toilet seat in Wal-Mart bathroom MD
Man glued to toilet seat in Wal-Mart bathroom FL.

And just to show that restrooms and glue don't mix:

Teenagers caught in glue-and-sex tryst in toilet Singapore


18 posted on 06/24/2012 12:39:12 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: oh8eleven
My first thought was - lawsuit - in which case, yes, this was intentional.

I'm going with intentional, even though most posters so far think this was done by someone else.

Video of the enterence to the bathroom is going to show who most likely did it, and I think you're most likely to end up being right.

19 posted on 06/24/2012 12:39:35 PM PDT by Balding_Eagle (Liberals, at their core, are aggressive & dangerous to everyone around them,)
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To: Boogieman
Women never look before they sit down.

So true. Hence the expectation that the toilet seat will always be down and the resulting failure to turn on the bathroom light on nightly trips.

20 posted on 06/24/2012 12:39:47 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over...)
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To: Gamecock

Security cameras in public washrooms are a must!


21 posted on 06/24/2012 12:40:51 PM PDT by hecticskeptic
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To: Gamecock
Dude, what a brilliant ideer!


22 posted on 06/24/2012 12:42:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Chode

Super glue dries fairly fast too... It might be a setup.


23 posted on 06/24/2012 12:42:40 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Chode

Super glue dries fairly fast too... It might be a setup.


24 posted on 06/24/2012 12:42:40 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Chode

“bullsh!t... she didn’t stand up as soon as she felt the wetness??? she prolly put there, flushed the tube down the toilet then sat down”

Yea, I’m thinking that too. Just too ‘convenient’ that’s it’s the biggest deep-pocket chain in the country. Not a bad move on her part. A silly trip to the hospital, removal of the seat without permanent damage, and she’ll easily snag a $250k ‘settlement’.


25 posted on 06/24/2012 12:43:56 PM PDT by BobL
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To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise

NOT GUILTY!

26 posted on 06/24/2012 12:51:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Gamecock; All

For God’s sake, NO MORE PICTURES!


27 posted on 06/24/2012 12:51:10 PM PDT by carriage_hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise

NOT GUILTY!

28 posted on 06/24/2012 12:51:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Gamecock

I hate those IR flusher. Put the paper down and then turn around to sit and then swoosh get splashed on the a$$.


29 posted on 06/24/2012 12:54:47 PM PDT by the_daug
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To: Gamecock

I hate those IR flusher. Put the paper down and then turn around to sit and then swoosh get splashed on the a$$.


30 posted on 06/24/2012 12:54:59 PM PDT by the_daug
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To: All

31 posted on 06/24/2012 12:55:25 PM PDT by Gamecock (I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday and I feel vigorous!)
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To: Gamecock
There once was a woman from Kentucky
Who thought toilet seat covers were yucky
So she sat right down on the loo
Which was all covered in glue
And now her fat butt is a-stuckey
32 posted on 06/24/2012 1:07:21 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Gamecock
There once was a woman from Kentucky
Who thought toilet seat covers were yucky
So she sat right down on the loo
Which was all covered in glue
And now her fat butt is a-stuckey
33 posted on 06/24/2012 1:07:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Clay Moore

“So people intentionally glue themselves to toilet seats in public places? I must live a sheltered life.”

Actually, we had a nut job in the Boulder CO area who did just that twice trying to sue for damages. Unfortunately for him, the jury figured out it was a scam and awarded him zip, zero, nada.


34 posted on 06/24/2012 1:10:54 PM PDT by Laserman
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To: Gamecock

So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.


35 posted on 06/24/2012 1:11:56 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: Gamecock

So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.


36 posted on 06/24/2012 1:12:10 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: Gamecock

So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.


37 posted on 06/24/2012 1:12:23 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Da Bro' Gotsta Go!)
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To: Clay Moore

Accidental —> “Oopsey...I spilled a tube of SuperGlue on the toilet seat. Silly me. I’ll just leave it there because nobody will get hurt.”

Right.


38 posted on 06/24/2012 1:15:30 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: oh8eleven
My first thought was - lawsuit - in which case, yes, this was intentional.

Same here. Super Glue dries fast. There would have to be a lot of to stay sticky, and the woman would notice the mess. Even so, what are the odds a woman would choose that particularly stool, when so many others are available?

39 posted on 06/24/2012 1:26:50 PM PDT by Jaidyn
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so just what is up with all the double posts lately???


40 posted on 06/24/2012 1:40:22 PM PDT by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating - Amajato)
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To: Jaidyn
Directions include: Press surfaces together immediately. Hold in place for 15 to 30 seconds until bond sets.

I agree, the likelihood of this succeeding as a prank seems pretty low. The pranker would have to place the glue and dash out of the stall immediately before the victim enters, who would have to quickly sit down and "not reposition parts."

41 posted on 06/24/2012 1:41:09 PM PDT by UncleHambone ("Laughter is America's most important export." - Walt Disney)
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To: pricilla

I dunno.


42 posted on 06/24/2012 1:42:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: pricilla

I dunno.


43 posted on 06/24/2012 1:42:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

My mama taught me never to sit on a public toilet seat—didn’t everyone’s mama’s teach their daughters that?


44 posted on 06/24/2012 1:43:23 PM PDT by basil
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To: SpaceBar
Walmart needs to go over their security tapes and release images so someone can be arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief resulting in bodily injury and vandalism.

When they do that, I'll be suing them for having cameras in the rest room.

45 posted on 06/24/2012 1:50:34 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: SpaceBar
Walmart needs to go over their security tapes and release images so someone can be arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief resulting in bodily injury and vandalism.

When they do that, I'll be suing them for having cameras in the rest room.

46 posted on 06/24/2012 1:50:49 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: Balding_Eagle
Video of the enterence to the bathroom is going to show who most likely did it, and I think you're most likely to end up being right.

A tube of super glue is so small, it will easily hide in the palm of your hand.

47 posted on 06/24/2012 1:54:09 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: Balding_Eagle
Video of the enterence to the bathroom is going to show who most likely did it, and I think you're most likely to end up being right.

A tube of super glue is so small, it will easily hide in the palm of your hand.

48 posted on 06/24/2012 1:54:32 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: Balding_Eagle
Video of the enterence to the bathroom is going to show who most likely did it, and I think you're most likely to end up being right.

A tube of super glue is so small, it will easily hide in the palm of your hand.

49 posted on 06/24/2012 1:54:38 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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To: Balding_Eagle
Video of the enterence to the bathroom is going to show who most likely did it, and I think you're most likely to end up being right.

A tube of super glue is so small, it will easily hide in the palm of your hand.

50 posted on 06/24/2012 1:54:45 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Come quickly Lord Jesus.)
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