[Gamecock]

emergency responders were able to get her off.

I'm pretty sure I know what the writer meant to say...

[Clay Moore]

“Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

So people intentionally glue themselves to toilet seats in public places? I must live a sheltered life.

[davius]

“We are looking at it”

That would depend...

[murron]

Whenever I use a public restroom, I put at least 3 layers of TP on the seat. If there’s Super Glue on the toilet seat, the TP will noticeably stick before I sit down.

[Political Junkie Too]

I'm betting that Walmart sells super-glue. Some kids probably lifted a tube and then snuck into the bathroom and spread it on the seat as a prank.

-PJ

[Condor51]

“We are looking at it,” ... “Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”
[Chief Ralph Miniard of the Monticello Police Department told WAVE-TV.]

Accidental or Intentional?

Dear 'chief' please STAY where the hell you're at.
As it is, you might even be in over your head in Podunk, Ky

[Boogieman]

Women never look before they sit down.

[SpaceBar]

I detest “journalists” and the “lowest common demoninator” style of modern journalism. Instead of warning businesses to be wary about criminal activity on their premises, which this obviously was, they warn shoppers to stay specifically away from walmart restrooms. Walmart needs to go over their security tapes and release images so someone can be arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief resulting in bodily injury and vandalism. But no, lets laugh at the poor woman who got glued to a toilet seat.

[Chode]

bullsh!t... she didn't stand up as soon as she felt the wetness??? she prolly put there, flushed the tube down the toilet then sat down

[Gator113]

“.....I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

LOL.... I can’t tell you how many times I have ACCIDENTALLY “covered a toilet seat” with enough super glue for this to happen. Heck, I have had to quit taking super glue into any public restroom.

[hecticskeptic]

Security cameras in public washrooms are a must!

[Revolting cat!]

Dude, what a brilliant ideer!

[Revolting cat!]

NOT GUILTY!

[Revolting cat!]

NOT GUILTY!

[the_daug]

I hate those IR flusher. Put the paper down and then turn around to sit and then swoosh get splashed on the a$$.

[the_daug]

I hate those IR flusher. Put the paper down and then turn around to sit and then swoosh get splashed on the a$$.

[SamAdams76]

There once was a woman from Kentucky
Who thought toilet seat covers were yucky
So she sat right down on the loo
Which was all covered in glue
And now her fat butt is a-stuckey

[SamAdams76]

There once was a woman from Kentucky
Who thought toilet seat covers were yucky
So she sat right down on the loo
Which was all covered in glue
And now her fat butt is a-stuckey

[MIchaelTArchangel]

So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

So are we to believe she is too stupid to look at the seat before sitting down? My instincts tell me that she superglued herself to the seat so she can sue Wal-Mart.