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DNC Now Raffling Off Lunch With Debbie Wasserman Schultz?
The Powers That Be ^ | 6-27-2012 | Doug Powers

Posted on 06/27/2012 8:50:03 PM PDT by smoothsailing

June 27,2012

DNC Now Raffling Off Lunch With Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

Doug Powers

And to think I thought the gift registry was a sign of campaign desperation

First prize: Lunch with DWS

Second prize: Three lunches with DWS

Third prize: Five lunches with DWS

If this is part of Michelle Obama’s master plan to....

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1 posted on 06/27/2012 8:50:07 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Free jar of Mayonaise to every winner...


2 posted on 06/27/2012 8:52:12 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: smoothsailing

I thought first prize was a weekend in Phili?


3 posted on 06/27/2012 8:52:42 PM PDT by G Larry (I'm under no obligation to be a passive vicitm!)
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To: smoothsailing

Alpo?


4 posted on 06/27/2012 8:52:54 PM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: tet68

Debbie’s hair looks like she set it with
a waffle iron.


5 posted on 06/27/2012 8:53:42 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: smoothsailing
Slimfast.....with a chaser.
6 posted on 06/27/2012 8:54:22 PM PDT by hoosiermama ( Obama: " born in Kenya.".. he's lying now or then?)
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To: smoothsailing

First prize: Lunch with DWS

Second prize: Barf bag.

Third Prize: Suicide watch.

I’d say she is “Coyote Ugly”, but that insults Coyotes and the ugly.


7 posted on 06/27/2012 8:54:29 PM PDT by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: smoothsailing

It’s a “To Go” meal.


8 posted on 06/27/2012 8:54:41 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: philman_36

(Although stuffing her pie hole is probably the best way to get her to shut up.)


9 posted on 06/27/2012 8:56:42 PM PDT by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: smoothsailing

There should be some takers for this. I mean, 4 years ago, brain-dead Bush-haters actually fell for “hopeychangey”.


10 posted on 06/27/2012 8:58:02 PM PDT by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: smoothsailing

Obviously this is a joke.


11 posted on 06/27/2012 8:58:17 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: smoothsailing

Will the entire Muppet band be there?


12 posted on 06/27/2012 8:59:38 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: smoothsailing

Obama is a ‘long-legged mack daddy pimp’.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZqMkdpYi0


13 posted on 06/27/2012 9:00:56 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Wings cannot be redistributed, they can only be broken. ~ Oleg Atbashian (People's Cube))
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To: smoothsailing
It's a good thing this isn't happening in San Francisco, otherwise you wouldn't get the toy.

-PJ

14 posted on 06/27/2012 9:01:52 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: Proud2BeRight

The DNC is actually doing this, so it’s no joke to them.

But I think it’s a hoot! LOL!


15 posted on 06/27/2012 9:02:41 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Is she part poodle?


16 posted on 06/27/2012 9:06:47 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: smoothsailing

She’ll eat the winner’s lunch also!/s;)


17 posted on 06/27/2012 9:06:47 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: smoothsailing

At first I read “Luck” instead of “Lunch”. I thought that it is not luck when it is a slutterwasser.


18 posted on 06/27/2012 9:06:57 PM PDT by MtnClimber (To the left wrong is right, down is up and backward is "Forward")
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To: smoothsailing

You gotta be kidding!

Turn her upside down and that hair could become a toilet brush!!!

Hopefully she would be wearing shorts, as upside down could really make the view nasty!


19 posted on 06/27/2012 9:09:23 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: smoothsailing

How much does it cost to NOT have lunch with her? No price would be too high!


20 posted on 06/27/2012 9:12:42 PM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: smoothsailing

It’s just too absurd to believe. Maybe it’s someone with a twisted sense of humor releasing the joke. After the stupid donating wedding and birthday gifts and lunch with the community organizer they needed something that’s not real to laugh at. Maybe next they will have donate blood, an organ or your next kid into indenture for the Obama campaign.


21 posted on 06/27/2012 9:13:23 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: smoothsailing

...traveling clown show


22 posted on 06/27/2012 9:15:57 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: smoothsailing

Lunch has to be the losers’ prize. First prize should be something infinitely more appealing, like a kick in the nads.


23 posted on 06/27/2012 9:17:48 PM PDT by mykroar (October race riots bring November martial law.)
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To: Proud2BeRight

Next: Breakfast with Janet Napolitano!


24 posted on 06/27/2012 9:20:36 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Congratulations, Mr. Dante, you’ve won first prize - an Eternity of Lunches with DWS in Hell.


25 posted on 06/27/2012 9:22:00 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob
Coming soon:

Late Night Snack with Sheila Jackson-Lee!!!


26 posted on 06/27/2012 9:24:55 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

“Promotion Rules. Fifty (50) potential winners will be selected by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held at Democratic National Committee Headquarters by June 30, 2012. Sponsor may, at its option, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify any potential winner from receiving any prize based on such background check if Sponsor determines, in its sole discretion that awarding any prize to such potential winner could result in a safety or security risk to any person or persons or could result in the disruption of any event associated with the Promotion. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select four (4) winners from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor to provide for an appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests among the winners selected. Winners will be notified by phone or e-mail by July 5, 2012. To claim the prize, winners should follow the instructions and comply with the conditions contained in their notification. In the event that not enough potential winners respond to Sponsor’s attempts to contact them or are otherwise disqualified such that Sponsor is unable to award all prizes, Sponsor may select additional potential winners by random drawing from remaining eligible entries.”

http://www.democrats.org/page/dws-rules

Gotta wonder what “appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests” makes one a winner for this.


27 posted on 06/27/2012 9:29:16 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: smoothsailing

The place where I used to work had a sales contest. First prize was lunch with the big bosses. I asked “How do I make sure I come in second?”


28 posted on 06/27/2012 9:34:05 PM PDT by Terry Mross ( To all my kin: Do not attempt to contact me as long as you love obama.)
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To: Terry Mross

Moochelle’s new diet in her war on obesity.


29 posted on 06/27/2012 9:45:43 PM PDT by pops88 (Standing with Breitbart for truth.)
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To: smoothsailing

OK, what if you win? How do you keep it down?


30 posted on 06/27/2012 9:46:08 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: Stingray

Would we have to eat with our fingers, knives and forks being banned when controversial types are in the room?


31 posted on 06/27/2012 9:50:58 PM PDT by kiltie65 (ui)
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To: smoothsailing

32 posted on 06/27/2012 10:06:59 PM PDT by South40 ("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
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To: tet68; Kevin in California; Noob1999; Stingray

Debbie’s hair looks like she set it with a waffle iron.

I’d say she is “Coyote Ugly”, but that insults Coyotes and the ugly.

Is she part poodle?

Turn her upside down and that hair could become a toilet brush!!!

Another interesting question about her coif ...

33 posted on 06/27/2012 10:18:13 PM PDT by Zakeet (We have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt - Joe Biden)
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To: smoothsailing

Are negative numbers acceptable as bids?


34 posted on 06/27/2012 10:19:53 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be, Mitt?")
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To: The Antiyuppie

Winners of the free lunch immediately lose it.


35 posted on 06/27/2012 10:28:07 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: smoothsailing

When I was a kid my friend had a cocker spaniel. Every time I see this woman I am reminded of that dog.


36 posted on 06/27/2012 10:32:34 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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To: smoothsailing
I'd rather have a root canal!
37 posted on 06/27/2012 10:45:47 PM PDT by Baynative (REMEMBER: Without America there is no free world!)
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To: Stingray

I swear there is something weird that makes unattractive loudmouth women gravitate towards the democrat party.


38 posted on 06/27/2012 10:47:40 PM PDT by Baynative (REMEMBER: Without America there is no free world!)
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To: smoothsailing

Why would I pay to puke.


39 posted on 06/27/2012 10:50:52 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: Carthego delenda est

Sounds like a lot of profiling.


40 posted on 06/27/2012 10:51:07 PM PDT by mom.mom
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To: 5th MEB

depends on the (unintended, of course) target.


41 posted on 06/27/2012 10:55:00 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: Carthego delenda est
>”Gotta wonder what “appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests” makes one a winner for this”<

It means none of us crazy Conservative Tea Party FR Posting Constitution Loving Rednecks will be allowed within 50 Miles of this cabal of Brain Dead Libtard Sycophants.

42 posted on 06/27/2012 10:57:06 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The only good Zombie is a dead Zombie, oh wait...)
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To: Proud2BeRight

For 5 bucks, Carney will guess your weight or age.


43 posted on 06/28/2012 12:16:07 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: Kickass Conservative
It means none of us crazy Conservative Tea Party FR Posting bitter clinging, gun totin' Constitution Loving Rednecks...

There - better!

44 posted on 06/28/2012 1:09:42 AM PDT by TexasRedeye
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To: smoothsailing

I have to log off and throw up now.


45 posted on 06/28/2012 1:43:34 AM PDT by Psalm 144 ("I'm not willing to light my hair on fire to try and get support. I am who I am." - Willard M Romney)
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To: tet68

see #2 ..Its the Mayo that gives here that”look”!


46 posted on 06/28/2012 2:46:31 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Carthego delenda est
“Promotion Rules. Fifty (50) potential winners will be selected by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held at Democratic National Committee Headquarters by June 30, 2012. Sponsor may, at its option, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify any potential winner from receiving any prize based on such background check if Sponsor determines, in its sole discretion that awarding any prize to such potential winner could result in a safety or security risk to any person or persons or could result in the disruption of any event associated with the Promotion. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select four (4) winners from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor to provide for an appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests among the winners selected. Winners will be notified by phone or e-mail by July 5, 2012. To claim the prize, winners should follow the instructions and comply with the conditions contained in their notification. In the event that not enough potential winners respond to Sponsor’s attempts to contact them or are otherwise disqualified such that Sponsor is unable to award all prizes, Sponsor may select additional potential winners by random drawing from remaining eligible entries.”

Translation: Only 0bama Zombies need apply.

47 posted on 06/28/2012 2:53:57 AM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: smoothsailing

First, the Dems want your wedding gifts to go to Obama. Now, they are selling a new weight-loss plan.


48 posted on 06/28/2012 3:05:11 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
She's no cocker, I'd say she's more along the lines of this pooch:


49 posted on 06/28/2012 3:07:57 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: smoothsailing
Menu Choices:

A.) MRE = Meals Ready to Eat

B.) MRP = Meals Ready to Puke


Looks like 'Column B' if you ask me.
50 posted on 06/28/2012 3:20:30 AM PDT by mkjessup (Finley Peter Dunne- "Politics ain't beanbag")
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