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Body of nude man found in flipped pickup truck in Jefferson County [AL] driveway
The Birmingham News ^ | June 30, 2012 | Carol Robinson

Posted on 07/01/2012 5:40:28 AM PDT by notsofastmyfriend

JEFFERSON COUNTY, Alabama - The body of a naked man was found in a truck upside down in a driveway of a western Jefferson County home today.

Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.

Deputies about 11:40 a.m. were dispatched to the home in the 2100 block of Alliance Road on a report of a traffic accident there. Because the sheriff's office no longer works traffic accident investigations, the call was passed on to the Alabama State Troopers.

A short time later, the Birmingport Fire Department notified sheriff's officials that there was a fatality and it was a crime scene, Self said.

Deputies went to the home and found a pickup truck upside down in the drive. The nude man's body was found inside.

The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

Detectives are still trying to sort out many of the details, such as how the truck ended up upside down.

"Nobody knows," Self said. "Obviously if it had been a traffic accident, the State Troopers would have worked it ... It's certainly out of the ordinary, and we're making every effort to piece this together."


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1 posted on 07/01/2012 5:40:34 AM PDT by notsofastmyfriend
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To: notsofastmyfriend

Birmingport? ... Lots of things go bump in the night in that part of Jefferson County.


2 posted on 07/01/2012 5:45:26 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend

swamp people?


3 posted on 07/01/2012 5:50:10 AM PDT by SIRTRIS
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To: notsofastmyfriend

I suspect it was a traffic fatality and will revert to the State Troopers.

It is likely the man was driving so fast his clothes were blown off and during the process he lost control and turtled the truck


4 posted on 07/01/2012 5:54:05 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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To: bert

Clothing isn’t going to get blown off inside the cab of a pickup truck, even at 120 with the windows down.

He was driving around nekkid, whether that was due to some sort of fetishy sexual kink or drugs will be established during autopsy.


5 posted on 07/01/2012 6:00:52 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: notsofastmyfriend
The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.

6 posted on 07/01/2012 6:02:22 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend
Deputies went to the home and found a pickup truck upside down in the drive. The nude man's body was found inside.

Sounds like a case of alien abduction to me. There are often reports of folks being returned to their houses with their clothes on backwards, etc.

In this case the aliens were REALLY sloppy.

Upside down truck...nude abductee!

/s

7 posted on 07/01/2012 6:06:12 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: notsofastmyfriend

Hey Skully ... I think you’ll be interested in this, I’ve already purchased your ticket ... see you when you get here.


8 posted on 07/01/2012 6:08:51 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: notsofastmyfriend
The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

So he said to himself, "Self, ..."

9 posted on 07/01/2012 6:09:53 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: martin_fierro
Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.
Good call.


10 posted on 07/01/2012 6:11:02 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: knarf

Well, look at the plus side of this: at least he wasn’t chewing chunks off someone’s face. Also, most likely was a nobama voter.


11 posted on 07/01/2012 6:11:34 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: notsofastmyfriend

What makes them think it was a suspiscious death?


12 posted on 07/01/2012 6:11:34 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Pontiac
Lots of nekkid people carry an ID. It's just the 'retrieval and review' part of it that can be unsavory..........we gots us some weird people in this state.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920


13 posted on 07/01/2012 6:13:20 AM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you're gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your didey.")
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To: Pontiac

Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.”

The government is going to solve that problem real soon by implanting a chip in everyone. As an unintended consequence, will also solve the need for a photo ID for voting.


14 posted on 07/01/2012 6:22:31 AM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend
The body of a naked man was found in a truck upside down in a driveway ...Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.

LOL! Ya think?

15 posted on 07/01/2012 6:25:20 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Congrats to Ted Kennedy! He's been sober for two years now!!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

“Jefferson County sheriff’s Sgt. Jack Self”
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It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.


16 posted on 07/01/2012 6:28:06 AM PDT by RipSawyer
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To: notsofastmyfriend

sounds like he was banging the wrong woman


17 posted on 07/01/2012 6:38:52 AM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: RipSawyer
>>It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.<<

As unicorns can fly....Sgt. Jack *Fwap* Self


18 posted on 07/01/2012 6:47:34 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Grams A
The government is going to solve that problem real soon by implanting a chip in everyone.

Actually I believe that in 30 years the police will carry portable DNA sequencers.

With a nail clipping they will be able to determine your ID definitively in 5 minutes.

The blood test they do on new borns at birth will also forever identify that baby by its DNA sequence.

19 posted on 07/01/2012 6:49:30 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend

The moths got him...


20 posted on 07/01/2012 6:50:50 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1258 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Pontiac

Being from Bama, I will confess that it’s a general habit folks have....when you have AC problems with the truck....you just undress and drive “casual”. The only issue with this...Grandma always spoke about wearing clean underwear when going to the doctor or emergency room....and I reckon...he failed on that requirement.


21 posted on 07/01/2012 7:01:08 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: RipSawyer

It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.”

One can only guess...


22 posted on 07/01/2012 7:04:34 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Daffynition
Upside down truck, nekkid man...

Oh the ice cream man and his little jingle... it all seemed so innocent.


23 posted on 07/01/2012 7:09:31 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend

A lot of “nude dude” stories as of late.


24 posted on 07/01/2012 7:52:48 AM PDT by MachIV
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To: yldstrk

Yep, shouldna never picked up that nekkid hitchiker gal, next thang he knowed she had him nekkid too and the mechanics of it all meant she was gonna drive, she sez. Too much trouble, let’s go back to my place he sez, so they hightail it down the road, turn in here, turn in here he yelled, and then she did. Boom! Hit the culvert. And she run off nekkid leavin him dedder’n a doornail in his own truck in his own driveway.


25 posted on 07/01/2012 8:08:41 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: RegulatorCountry

Thats the way I hear’d it


26 posted on 07/01/2012 8:16:52 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (This tagline for rent. Contact GeorgiaDawg32 for pricing and excellent financing options.)
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To: hal ogen
"Well, look at the plus side of this: at least he wasn’t chewing chunks off someone’s face"

Maybe he had eaten the entire evidence.

27 posted on 07/01/2012 8:18:19 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Grams A

The DOJ will dictate that it will be a form of discrimination against folks who are trying to steal elections to scan them.


28 posted on 07/01/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT by duffee (NEWT 2012)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Won’t be the first time he went head over heels for some woman but I reckon it’s the last.


29 posted on 07/01/2012 8:36:57 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Ezekiel

30 posted on 07/01/2012 8:43:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Pontiac
They never seem to carry IDs.

The fact he is dead and doesn't have an ID makes him the perfect DumBO voter.

31 posted on 07/01/2012 9:04:23 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (6 November, 2012, the day our embarrassment is sent back to Kenya.)
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To: notsofastmyfriend; windcliff; stylecouncilor

It’s just so gauche to be found dead these days unless one is naked.


32 posted on 07/01/2012 10:05:04 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: notsofastmyfriend

Hmm... Boy, some days, you just can’t make up any of this stuff. My imagination is like a mime in a glass box...


33 posted on 07/01/2012 3:18:26 PM PDT by redhead (C'mon, Inner Peace...I don't have all day...)
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