Skip to comments.Body of nude man found in flipped pickup truck in Jefferson County [AL] driveway
Posted on 07/01/2012 5:40:28 AM PDT by notsofastmyfriend
JEFFERSON COUNTY, Alabama - The body of a naked man was found in a truck upside down in a driveway of a western Jefferson County home today.
Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.
Deputies about 11:40 a.m. were dispatched to the home in the 2100 block of Alliance Road on a report of a traffic accident there. Because the sheriff's office no longer works traffic accident investigations, the call was passed on to the Alabama State Troopers.
A short time later, the Birmingport Fire Department notified sheriff's officials that there was a fatality and it was a crime scene, Self said.
Deputies went to the home and found a pickup truck upside down in the drive. The nude man's body was found inside.
The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.
Detectives are still trying to sort out many of the details, such as how the truck ended up upside down.
"Nobody knows," Self said. "Obviously if it had been a traffic accident, the State Troopers would have worked it ... It's certainly out of the ordinary, and we're making every effort to piece this together."
Birmingport? ... Lots of things go bump in the night in that part of Jefferson County.
I suspect it was a traffic fatality and will revert to the State Troopers.
It is likely the man was driving so fast his clothes were blown off and during the process he lost control and turtled the truck
Clothing isn’t going to get blown off inside the cab of a pickup truck, even at 120 with the windows down.
He was driving around nekkid, whether that was due to some sort of fetishy sexual kink or drugs will be established during autopsy.
Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.
Sounds like a case of alien abduction to me. There are often reports of folks being returned to their houses with their clothes on backwards, etc.
In this case the aliens were REALLY sloppy.
Upside down truck...nude abductee!
Hey Skully ... I think you’ll be interested in this, I’ve already purchased your ticket ... see you when you get here.
So he said to himself, "Self, ..."
Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.Good call.
Well, look at the plus side of this: at least he wasn’t chewing chunks off someone’s face. Also, most likely was a nobama voter.
What makes them think it was a suspiscious death?
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.”
The government is going to solve that problem real soon by implanting a chip in everyone. As an unintended consequence, will also solve the need for a photo ID for voting.
LOL! Ya think?
“Jefferson County sheriff’s Sgt. Jack Self”
It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.
sounds like he was banging the wrong woman
As unicorns can fly....Sgt. Jack *Fwap* Self
Actually I believe that in 30 years the police will carry portable DNA sequencers.
With a nail clipping they will be able to determine your ID definitively in 5 minutes.
The blood test they do on new borns at birth will also forever identify that baby by its DNA sequence.
The moths got him...
Being from Bama, I will confess that it’s a general habit folks have....when you have AC problems with the truck....you just undress and drive “casual”. The only issue with this...Grandma always spoke about wearing clean underwear when going to the doctor or emergency room....and I reckon...he failed on that requirement.
It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.”
One can only guess...
Oh the ice cream man and his little jingle... it all seemed so innocent.
A lot of “nude dude” stories as of late.
Yep, shouldna never picked up that nekkid hitchiker gal, next thang he knowed she had him nekkid too and the mechanics of it all meant she was gonna drive, she sez. Too much trouble, let’s go back to my place he sez, so they hightail it down the road, turn in here, turn in here he yelled, and then she did. Boom! Hit the culvert. And she run off nekkid leavin him dedder’n a doornail in his own truck in his own driveway.
Thats the way I hear’d it
Maybe he had eaten the entire evidence.
The DOJ will dictate that it will be a form of discrimination against folks who are trying to steal elections to scan them.
Won’t be the first time he went head over heels for some woman but I reckon it’s the last.
The fact he is dead and doesn't have an ID makes him the perfect DumBO voter.
It’s just so gauche to be found dead these days unless one is naked.
Hmm... Boy, some days, you just can’t make up any of this stuff. My imagination is like a mime in a glass box...
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