Body of nude man found in flipped pickup truck in Jefferson County [AL] driveway

The Birmingham News ^ | June 30, 2012 | Carol Robinson

[notsofastmyfriend]

Weird!

[MHGinTN]

Birmingport? ... Lots of things go bump in the night in that part of Jefferson County.

[SIRTRIS]

swamp people?

[bert]

I suspect it was a traffic fatality and will revert to the State Troopers.

It is likely the man was driving so fast his clothes were blown off and during the process he lost control and turtled the truck

[RegulatorCountry]

Clothing isn’t going to get blown off inside the cab of a pickup truck, even at 120 with the windows down.

He was driving around nekkid, whether that was due to some sort of fetishy sexual kink or drugs will be established during autopsy.

[Pontiac]

The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.

[RoosterRedux]

Deputies went to the home and found a pickup truck upside down in the drive. The nude man's body was found inside.

Sounds like a case of alien abduction to me. There are often reports of folks being returned to their houses with their clothes on backwards, etc.

In this case the aliens were REALLY sloppy.

Upside down truck...nude abductee!

/s

[knarf]

Hey Skully ... I think you’ll be interested in this, I’ve already purchased your ticket ... see you when you get here.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

So he said to himself, "Self, ..."

[SunkenCiv]

Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.

Good call.

[hal ogen]

Well, look at the plus side of this: at least he wasn’t chewing chunks off someone’s face. Also, most likely was a nobama voter.

[Venturer]

What makes them think it was a suspiscious death?

[Viking2002]

Lots of nekkid people carry an ID. It's just the 'retrieval and review' part of it that can be unsavory..........we gots us some weird people in this state.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[Grams A]

Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.”

The government is going to solve that problem real soon by implanting a chip in everyone. As an unintended consequence, will also solve the need for a photo ID for voting.

[VeniVidiVici]

The body of a naked man was found in a truck upside down in a driveway ...Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.

LOL! Ya think?

[RipSawyer]

“Jefferson County sheriff’s Sgt. Jack Self”
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It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.

[yldstrk]

sounds like he was banging the wrong woman

[Daffynition]

>>It would be interesting to know what his middle name is.<<

As unicorns can fly....Sgt. Jack *Fwap* Self

[Pontiac]

The government is going to solve that problem real soon by implanting a chip in everyone.

Actually I believe that in 30 years the police will carry portable DNA sequencers.

With a nail clipping they will be able to determine your ID definitively in 5 minutes.

The blood test they do on new borns at birth will also forever identify that baby by its DNA sequence.

[null and void]

The moths got him...