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2 for the price of 1: As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said... I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard...

'No doctor but the song you were whistling was... ‘I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener...'

1 posted on 07/03/2012 7:09:11 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

When eighteen went into the DR for a sore throat. He decided to to a pelvic exam....My comment to him: “Dr, next time you examine my throat could you to it from the other direction!”


2 posted on 07/03/2012 7:16:51 AM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying then or now!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Just couldn’t wait for the Friday Silliness Thread, could you! ;-)


3 posted on 07/03/2012 7:31:28 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: US Navy Vet
My joke for the day (it is in extremely poor taste also) and everyday for the foreseeable future

Obama

4 posted on 07/03/2012 7:36:12 AM PDT by Ratman83
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To: US Navy Vet

I knew this women she was so frigid every time she spread her legs a little light came on


5 posted on 07/03/2012 7:39:26 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: US Navy Vet

The dis similarity is, we actually know how many people went down on the Titanic.


7 posted on 07/03/2012 7:55:48 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: US Navy Vet

I knew a guy that was so ugly that when he was born the Dr. slapped his mother!


10 posted on 07/03/2012 8:18:08 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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11 posted on 07/03/2012 8:32:51 AM PDT by unique1
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Thanks for posting this.....with all the rotten news this week we need a good laugh.

Happy 4th. of July to you and yours.

15 posted on 07/03/2012 10:57:46 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001. NEVER FORGET.)
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