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To: unique1

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wyoming is planning to do its own, titled “Survivor-Wyoming Style”.

The contestants will start in Cheyenne, travel to Casper, then Rawlins, head west to Rock Springs then north to

Pinedale and Big Piney. From there they will proceed northeast to Gillette. The final leg will lead them back to Cheyenne.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a huge bumper sticker that reads: “I’m a gay vegetarian.

Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God. Hunting is murder, and I’m here to take your guns.”

The first one that makes it back to Cheyenne alive wins.

12 posted on 07/03/2012 10:06:12 AM PDT by Rumplemeyer (The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
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To: Rumplemeyer

‘Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

’ On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

13 posted on 07/03/2012 10:48:02 AM PDT by unique1
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To: Rumplemeyer

By the way.....

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Palm Beach County Fair Grounds next weekend in West Palm Beach , if anybody wants them.

Robbie is going to try to jump over 5,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.

14 posted on 07/03/2012 10:49:26 AM PDT by unique1
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