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No jail for [homosexual] forking 'cheating' lover in the ******
Sun News ^ | July 5th, 2012 | James Turner

Posted on 07/06/2012 5:37:48 AM PDT by kevcol

WINNIPEG -- A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won't see any jail time.

Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.

The man was kicked out of his longtime lover's North End home early July 23, 2011 after showing up drunk and high to a party and becoming disruptive, Judge Wanda Garreck was told.

The gathering -- which went on into the daylight hours -- ended with many people passing out in various places of the house.
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At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: "But I didn't do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f---ing thing up his a--."

Booze has been a problem in the man's life for some time, defence lawyer Manny Bhangu said.

"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.

The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.

(Excerpt) Read more at sunnewsnetwork.ca ...


TOPICS: Canada; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: gaypride; homosexualagenda; perverts
Sometimes, a single story can capsulize everything wrong with certain elements of society. Behold.
1 posted on 07/06/2012 5:37:52 AM PDT by kevcol
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To: kevcol

Obviously Canada needs more fork control.


2 posted on 07/06/2012 5:41:03 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: kevcol

“At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: “But I didn’t do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f-—ing thing up his a—.”


Nah,,,nothing wrong with that!


3 posted on 07/06/2012 5:43:15 AM PDT by chessplayer
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To: kevcol

for(k)play....


4 posted on 07/06/2012 5:44:45 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: kevcol

When homosexual forking is outlawed, only outlaws will fork homosexuals


5 posted on 07/06/2012 5:46:40 AM PDT by Mr. K (OBAMA MUST BE STOPPED ROMNEY/GINGRICH)
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To: kevcol

Celebrate Diversity!


6 posted on 07/06/2012 5:51:01 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: freebilly

Probably a salad fork.


7 posted on 07/06/2012 5:51:01 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: kevcol

Story could add their contempt / disregard of God....


8 posted on 07/06/2012 5:51:05 AM PDT by RCFlyer
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To: kevcol

But I didn’t do nothing wrong.

If it’s a double negative, is it a positive?


9 posted on 07/06/2012 5:54:40 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: kevcol

I pity the poor emergency room doctors. The things they must see than cannot be unseen...


10 posted on 07/06/2012 5:57:57 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: kevcol

The reason that I clicked on the thread was that my curiosity got the best of me...

“what body part has 6 letters, and would be something that a homo would stab a fork into”

That’s a question that has never occurred to me.


11 posted on 07/06/2012 5:59:57 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: kevcol

Fork you!


12 posted on 07/06/2012 6:01:02 AM PDT by 762X51
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To: kevcol
The angry buttboy perpkid works for the local concrete plant...

I think that makes him a mortar forker...

pre-caffeine humor....
w/ apols...

13 posted on 07/06/2012 6:02:18 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: kevcol
"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.

I'm glad he cleared that up.

14 posted on 07/06/2012 6:03:20 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: kevcol

When heterosexuals cheat it’s usually with just one person. When gays cheat, it’s with a bedfull of people.


15 posted on 07/06/2012 6:09:08 AM PDT by chessplayer
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To: kevcol

Ah-ha! THAT’S why the Secret Service took away Latino forks...
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/22/Confiscated-Obama-Afraid-Latinos-Will-Attack-Him-With-Forks-At-Luncheon


16 posted on 07/06/2012 6:09:14 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: kevcol

This guy is a real pain in the a**.....


17 posted on 07/06/2012 6:10:01 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: kevcol
The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.

No comment!

18 posted on 07/06/2012 6:26:46 AM PDT by mwilli20 (BO. Making communists proud all over the world.)
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To: dblshot

“Probably a salad fork..”

No, more likely a fruit fork.


19 posted on 07/06/2012 6:40:11 AM PDT by docbnj
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To: kevcol
I would think a spoon up the rectum of your lover would be more appropriate for a butt-loving homosexual.
20 posted on 07/06/2012 6:41:16 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: kevcol
Stick a fork in them, they are done.

Oh, wait....

21 posted on 07/06/2012 6:42:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: kevcol

Well I remember reading when a murder not associated with a mugging etc is especially vicious the immediately suspect a homosexual love affair gone bad


22 posted on 07/06/2012 7:10:24 AM PDT by uncbob
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To: kevcol

When forks are banned, then only the criminals . . . er, never mind.


23 posted on 07/06/2012 7:18:42 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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To: kevcol

Bunch of forking iceholes.


24 posted on 07/06/2012 7:28:51 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: listenhillary

Yes.


25 posted on 07/06/2012 7:56:38 AM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (It's hurricane season! Yay!)
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To: kevcol

Spooning leads to forking.


26 posted on 07/06/2012 12:03:27 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: ilovesarah2012

Wow. These dudes are really forked-up.


27 posted on 07/06/2012 12:45:23 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: kevcol

Truly, these are tines that try men’s souls.


28 posted on 07/06/2012 12:49:07 PM PDT by exit82
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To: crusty old prospector; Impy; GOPsterinMA; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; BlackElk; EternalVigilance

I was in an AOL chat room about a decade ago talking with a local nurse (whom worked in an ER) and she told me how these (pervs) would come in with the most outrageous stuff (anally-centered). She said gerbil-stuffing was NOT a myth, and how they had to retrieve one from the rectum of a patient. We were laughing about how disgusting this stuff was and later in the day we were “censured” by AOL for “anti-gay ‘hate’ speech” in the chatroom, all for discussing gerbil-stuffing.


29 posted on 07/06/2012 12:49:19 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; crusty old prospector; Impy; GOPsterinMA; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; BlackElk; ...

I’ve heard of stuff like light bulbs and cell phones being used.


30 posted on 07/08/2012 6:47:58 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA (The Glove don't fit.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA

I saw an article once about the weirdest things ERs have found up people’s butts.

I wish I could find it, or maybe I don’t....


31 posted on 07/09/2012 10:33:55 PM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj

I think back to the rubber fist in “Borat”...


32 posted on 07/10/2012 6:57:40 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (The Glove don't fit.)
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