Posted on 07/06/2012 5:37:48 AM PDT by kevcol
WINNIPEG -- A young Manitoba man who flew into a rage and jammed a fork into the rectum of his sleeping lover after catching him with his pants down in a bed full of other people won't see any jail time.
Instead, the 24-year-old has been granted a suspended sentence and will serve 18 months of supervised probation after pleading guilty to assault with a weapon, uttering threats and a handful of bail breaches.
The man was kicked out of his longtime lover's North End home early July 23, 2011 after showing up drunk and high to a party and becoming disruptive, Judge Wanda Garreck was told.
The gathering -- which went on into the daylight hours -- ended with many people passing out in various places of the house.
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At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: "But I didn't do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f---ing thing up his a--."
Booze has been a problem in the man's life for some time, defence lawyer Manny Bhangu said.
"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.
The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.
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Obviously Canada needs more fork control.
“At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: “But I didn’t do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f-—ing thing up his a—.”
Nah,,,nothing wrong with that!
for(k)play....
When homosexual forking is outlawed, only outlaws will fork homosexuals
Celebrate Diversity!
Probably a salad fork.
Story could add their contempt / disregard of God....
But I didn’t do nothing wrong.
If it’s a double negative, is it a positive?
I pity the poor emergency room doctors. The things they must see than cannot be unseen...
The reason that I clicked on the thread was that my curiosity got the best of me...
“what body part has 6 letters, and would be something that a homo would stab a fork into”
That’s a question that has never occurred to me.
Fork you!
I think that makes him a mortar forker...
pre-caffeine humor....
w/ apols...
I'm glad he cleared that up.
When heterosexuals cheat it’s usually with just one person. When gays cheat, it’s with a bedfull of people.
Ah-ha! THAT’S why the Secret Service took away Latino forks...
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/22/Confiscated-Obama-Afraid-Latinos-Will-Attack-Him-With-Forks-At-Luncheon
This guy is a real pain in the a**.....
No comment!
“Probably a salad fork..”
No, more likely a fruit fork.
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