How to delete a FREEP account?

[cripplecreek]

Numbers alone cannot describe how pathetic this opus was so I've enlisted the help of the MLB.

[mass55th]

"I used to be just like you, then I learned to think for myself."

Obviously not, since you had to ask how to delete your account.

[cableguymn]

well.. partially...

They can still read posts... I bet right now they are pounding on the keyboard because while their account is gone freerepublic.com still comes up on their computer.

it’s to bad Jim can’t just isolate his IP and automatically redirect him to where he belongs...

DU...

[HangnJudge]

It looks like he got his wish

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Warning, warning, a Paul-Bot is planning his "exit strategy" and will be blasting off in the Mother Ship along with the rest of the tribe on their journey to Planet Pluto, so stay away from the launch pad or you might get singed by all that hot air!

[FreedomPoster]

4 on a 10 scale, as opuses go.

Much room for improvement. However, I have seen worse.

[FlyingEagle]

Wow, Freepicide.

Main screen turn on.

All your base

You are on the way to destruction.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[vetvetdoug]

Opus Rating 2/10.

[Windflier]

Incidentally, I've never noticed you before.

I was just thinking the same thing. Guy's been here since 2006, and this is the first time I've noticed his handle. Oh well...

[DBrow]

I think, though, that all your posts, links, and such remain behind for posterity. But having the mods cancel your password means that you can’t change any of it.

Maybe you asked to have them wipe your history?

[Billthedrill]

U cannot leave teh Iterwebz they is forever. Even this post. I mean, should you at some point acquire some tincture of articulation and decide, hey, I need a career producing slick romantic fiction for the Atlantic, somebody there will do a web search and this little stinker will turn up in the inbox of every member of the editorial board by the time you've got the champagne chilled and the brie toasted or whatever the hell it is that they do with brie out there. I mean, you can't use the stuff in a fondue and putting it on a Ritz cracker is pretty déclassé, so what are you really gonna do with it? I dunno. Which brings me to my next topic: why is it better to use a strawberry in a chocolate fondue than, say, an asparagus? At least you can dip the asparagus without getting your fingers burned. Sure, it makes your pee stink but it's better than hearing Tina Brown squeal when you're farting in the Atlantic boardroom, especially if you've been cheating with the pickled eggs like somebody I know but I'll never do it again. Fondue, that is. You can't fondue a pickled egg. Are you crazy?

[ottbmare]

You can’t leave me! Please! I’ll DIE without you. I’ll just die. Just watch. Oh, God, this is more than I can stand. I’ve put up with EVERYTHING from you for all these years. I’ve sacrificed and bit my tongue and just endured. I had complete faith in you when no one else did. And this is what happens. So, you think you can just treat me like this and LEAVE? You pig! You jerk! You don’t deserve a Freepette like me! You try to leave and I’ll make you sorry. I swear, you’ll pay. I’ll take everything, every penny you ever earned or ever will earn. I’m going to get the house, the kids, the pensions and 401K, all our investments. Then I’m going to make you pay alimony and child support til our children are 35! That will teach you! Wait ‘til my lawyer gets his hands on you, you’ll be begging to come home and apologize. But I love you. I’ll always love you. Just stay here. I’ll change, I swear it. I’ll get different medications...

[Harley]

Libertarian today. Scientologist tomorrow.

[LtKerst]

As My Mother used to say,..”Don’t Let the Door Hit you in the A$$ on the way out”.

[Gene Eric]

>> I’ve become annoyed with all of you as a Libertarian and want out.

As a Conservative Libertarian, I take exception to your misguided complaint. We are for small govt here. Wondering what the problem is...

Self-described Libertarians that reject Conservatism often support killing nascent life, and state prosecution of those that do not support homosexual “marriage”. No doubt this is the real reason for your departure.

[al baby]

Before you leave make me a samich bitch

[Mountain Mary]

LOL, IM.

[Engraved-on-His-hands]

I've become annoyed with all of you...You are all great people

So, if we were to behave badly, would that help?

[Revolting cat!]

Please don’t leave me

My heart hurts so much
I know that I’ve act stupid
When I see you far away
I wish that I could play cupid

I want you so badly
This is what I’m seeking
But so sadly
Your heart is somewhere leaking

If I go the distance
I’ll be right where I belong
Your existence
Is all that keeps me strong

Please don’t leave me
Maybe we will find a way
I know that I have hurt you
But please I want you to stay

[bobby.223]

I do. Go to bed junior, your shift starts at 7am at the Big Bear Car Wash tomorrow. Don’t be late!