Posted on 07/09/2012 1:03:09 PM PDT by IbJensen
My service animal is a giraffe. I am not real tall and it makes me feel insecure, so I need a tall animal to travel with me.
My wife needs a bull for her “service” animal. We won’t go into the reasons for that, though. You should see what happened to the last queer HSA guy who felt him up.
Obozo’s wife does.
Actually a Glock gives the greatest emotional support.
Pigs, being lighter and skinnier than the average passenger, will simplify airplane design. The downside is that this will give the airlines implicit permission to stop installing seats - now they will just scatter straw around the cabin.
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