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MY OPUS
July 12 2012 | By America

Posted on 07/12/2012 7:40:34 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Hi. I'm America. I've decided enough is enough. This is my opus.

You know, I've been on this continent for about 236 years. I've had some really great moderators (George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson) and some really awful ones (Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson).

But I just cannot take the administration that is currently in power. This Obama, or as I like to call him, OTrauma.... he's killing me. He's killing me and he's doing it on purpose. At this rate, if he is given another term, I'm dead!

Not that the opposition is much better. I saw a bumper sticker recently, it was a campaign-style political one. It said "Mitt Romney. Meh." Mitt will forstall my death by a few years, but he's sure no cure.

And no matter who is elected, it seems like I'm seeing more drones, more TSA crotch groping, more monitoring and surveillance of my people. I'm seeing my people's rights diminished daily -- why, just the other day, I saw the Supreme Court rule it was permissable to force people to buy a product or service. WTF? This is NOT who I am!!!! Taxes look to skyrocket and the left is still coming after my people's guns. I am seeing things go more socialist and communist every day.

So I guess I am outta here. I am no longer going to sit around on this continent. Not sure where I am going yet, but I guarentee you, the spark of my freedom will take hold somewhere. Y'all can keep your USSA.

So, this is America, signing off.


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To: Lazamataz
Don't go, America! You're still America the Beautiful, despite the big nasty stains crap-hurling leftist baboons have put on Old Glory over the years. A lot of people, who haven't been heard from yet, are more than ready and willing to lay down their lives for you.

So hang in there, America. It's just getting started. And when it's over, a lot of people will be hanging. But it won't be you or the ones who love you.

51 posted on 07/12/2012 8:21:57 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Lazamataz

52 posted on 07/12/2012 8:22:27 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

BTTT


53 posted on 07/12/2012 8:22:50 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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To: Lazamataz

BTTT


54 posted on 07/12/2012 8:23:49 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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To: Lazamataz

55 posted on 07/12/2012 8:24:58 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: RMDupree

I started the original Freeper Island thread... with the help of Billie, LadyX, Badjoe and lots and lots of others. Such fun when ALL joined in.


56 posted on 07/12/2012 8:25:18 AM PDT by Invictus (Get used to living in the USSA (ununited socialist states of america))
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To: thefactor
To: Lazamataz America might be gone, but we all know Laz ain’t goin nowhere.

Not when there are so "many women (ugly and otherwise) and so little time!" lol

57 posted on 07/12/2012 8:29:06 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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To: Vendome; Lazamataz

58 posted on 07/12/2012 8:29:48 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lazamataz
"why, just the other day, I saw the Supreme Court rule it was permissable to force people to buy a product or service. WTF? This is NOT who I am!!!!

The final nail, IMO.

59 posted on 07/12/2012 8:34:07 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: Lazamataz

But, your spacious skies! Amber waves of grain! Purple mountains!

(You really should get those checked, by the way).


60 posted on 07/12/2012 8:38:05 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Invictus

Good times and fond memories! :-D

Back then, nobody could have imagined that we were in for a lot worse than Bill Clinton. *sigh*


61 posted on 07/12/2012 8:39:18 AM PDT by RMDupree (I'm not really here.)
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To: Lazamataz
OMG.. Laz + OPUS = gulp.. Oh No! ?????

Why?

Who?

When?

What Now?

Should I read this entire opus? I hate to read, and it looks long.. Do I really want to know the details of this tragedy, and what could I do about it, when it isn't going to do any good, if he has already made up His Mind..

WAIT a friggin minute.... What mind?..... :)

62 posted on 07/12/2012 8:43:26 AM PDT by carlo3b (Home, is where the heart is..)
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To: Vendome

Now those are some bumps.....


63 posted on 07/12/2012 8:43:26 AM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm not going anywhere.

1st of all, where's there to go?

Second of all, there is no way I'd miss the upcoming "battle" as it portends to be a beaut: "Lock and Load!"

Remember these great Americans?"

"I have not yet begun to fight": John Paul Jones

"Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!" Admiral David Glasgow Farragut

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." Nathan Hale

"Better to fight for something than live for nothing." Gen George Patton

And that which I live by:

"I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees" (Attributed to) George Washington

64 posted on 07/12/2012 8:45:58 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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To: Lazamataz
BUMP. :-/

65 posted on 07/12/2012 8:49:42 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: GenXteacher

Yep, I have fondle memories of her....


66 posted on 07/12/2012 8:51:49 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

Funny!

But sad, as it’s all too true.

Thanks, Laz


67 posted on 07/12/2012 8:53:43 AM PDT by Sir_Ed
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet
"I would rather die on my feet, than live on my knees" (Attributed to) George Washington"
many of us agree..

68 posted on 07/12/2012 8:54:04 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: Lazamataz

Heh.

Me gusta.


69 posted on 07/12/2012 8:56:41 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Lazamataz
She'll come back.

I'll just sit here on the porch with a rifle across my knees and a cooler full of cold beer to welcome her when she does.

The old gal's just a little tired now, but she's got plenty of fight left in her yet.

Hope she brings more ice, though.

70 posted on 07/12/2012 8:57:34 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Lazamataz

Seriesly bump


71 posted on 07/12/2012 9:00:11 AM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: colorcountry

Indeed!


72 posted on 07/12/2012 9:03:56 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: carlo3b

LAZ OPUS POPCORN

Ingredients

3 tablespoons peanut oil
3 ounces popcorn kernels, approximately 1/2 cup
1/2 teaspoon popcorn salt
3 tablespoons unsalted butter

Directions

Place the oil, popcorn and salt in a large, 6-quart, metal mixing bowl. Cover with heavy-duty aluminum foil and poke 10 slits in the top with a knife.

Place the bowl over medium heat and shake constantly using a pair of tongs to hold the bowl. Continue shaking until the popcorn finishes popping, approximately 3 minutes.

Remove the bowl from the heat and carefully remove the foil. Stir in any salt that is on the side of the bowl.

Melt the butter in the microwave. Slowly drizzle over the popcorn, while spinning the bowl. Serve immediately.


73 posted on 07/12/2012 9:05:32 AM PDT by carlo3b (Home, is where the heart is..)
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To: dragonblustar
"...John Roberts pisses me off too!"

And me too! His freepathons go on too long, he kicks people off the site without warning, and...

74 posted on 07/12/2012 9:07:35 AM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: M Kehoe

“Hey Santa.”

Hmmmm. ‘Kay, Gee, you’ve got the wrong Kris. You want to go here:

http://www.kriskringle.com/

But, Gee whiz, others have made the same mistake so it’s o ‘Kay.

Kriskrinkle :)


75 posted on 07/12/2012 9:14:57 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Lazamataz

That was kinda fun, but she ain’t leaving, she’s being torn apart while we sit at our keyboards and watch.

“Why grampa, why did you let it happen?” The thought of someday hearing those words haunt me.

In the not-too-distant future, we may find it very difficult to look into the eyes of our grandchildren.


76 posted on 07/12/2012 9:17:39 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: Lazamataz
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77 posted on 07/12/2012 9:18:19 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: Lazamataz

Good one, Laz!


78 posted on 07/12/2012 9:33:20 AM PDT by Sarajevo (Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
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To: Lazamataz
Goodbye, America. You're a class act...

79 posted on 07/12/2012 9:40:31 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz
Magnum Opus by Kansas


80 posted on 07/12/2012 9:43:52 AM PDT by patriotUSA (Thank you Jesus.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hear, hear!!

My uncle, may he rest in peace, served in theater in WW-II, Korea, and Vietnam to fight against the socialist/communist/totalitarian beast. And here we sit with the same beast being nurtured in the Capital of the United States. He’s got to be turning over in his grave at the sight of this.


81 posted on 07/12/2012 9:48:58 AM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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To: KrisKrinkle

United States of America - only one.


82 posted on 07/12/2012 10:11:06 AM PDT by donna (Mitt quote: ...gay couples raising kids. That's the American way...)
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To: Lazamataz
Photobucket Just make sure you've got everything you need. ;)
83 posted on 07/12/2012 10:13:40 AM PDT by RetSignman
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To: Lazamataz

We need a continuing opus thread. Call it Bonfire of the Opus’es.


84 posted on 07/12/2012 10:19:13 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Lazamataz

Do you know what happened to “The_Commedian”. He get banned? If so, why?


85 posted on 07/12/2012 10:23:09 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
Do you know what happened to “The_Commedian”. He get banned? If so, why?

Guess his jokes weren't funny.

86 posted on 07/12/2012 10:26:12 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: dfwgator

His posts were very good.


87 posted on 07/12/2012 10:30:09 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: donna

United States - Fifty.


88 posted on 07/12/2012 10:41:54 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: KrisKrinkle

You mean Fifty-Seven.


89 posted on 07/12/2012 10:42:59 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: KrisKrinkle; donna; dfwgator

Never mind.

I got confused about which thread I was on with the “fifty” post.


90 posted on 07/12/2012 10:45:17 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: rlmorel

Laz had a list of people that ticked him off. His last entry was John Roberts. I had too agree. Roberts is a traitor to this country. He should stay in Malta.


91 posted on 07/12/2012 10:55:25 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Lazamataz; FReepers
Excellent. I like it a lot, dearest Laz!



Donate!


92 posted on 07/12/2012 11:21:39 AM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY- IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Lazamataz

You’d still hit it. :)


93 posted on 07/12/2012 11:27:53 AM PDT by CodeToad (History says our end is near.)
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To: Lazamataz

Have you ever had a dream where something bad is happening and you open your mouth to scream, and no sound comes out?

We are trying to scream. The liberal, amoral media mocks us and turns the unknowing masses against us.

The founding fathers warned this could happen when they allowed representatives to vote us money. If only our representatives could be sworn into a life of service and poverty like nuns.

No one teaches America in the schools. They only learn white people are bad, persecuted groups are always good, except Christians and conservatives. (Those people really aren’t human). No one knows we are the most free country, or we are supposed to be. So free that bad things might happen here because we were given the respect of the honor system. And the men that gave us everything they had in order to give us this freedom told us the truth: that this is our Natural Freedom from Gd.

Usurpers want to control us or sell us for silver. We need to wear the Constitution on our backs and say NO.

HELL NO.

We might need pitchforks and torches right outside the Supreme Court. But we need to start saying NO.

If it isn’t in our Constitution it doesn’t belong in our government.


94 posted on 07/12/2012 1:06:05 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lazamataz; Tijeras_Slim

It’s the heat..... Africa hot today, hotter than a snakes butt in a wagon rut.... It’s just the heat.

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th.... Oh joy !

My pancreas hurts.


95 posted on 07/12/2012 1:27:59 PM PDT by Squantos
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To: M Kehoe
"And yes, I've been good, just ask my wife."

I did an' she said you ain't even GOT a garage.

96 posted on 07/12/2012 3:20:28 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lazamataz
Both sad and accurate.

I wish I could say you're exaggerating.

97 posted on 07/12/2012 3:50:02 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: cripplecreek
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98 posted on 07/12/2012 4:49:26 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: Lazamataz
Opus Rating 8/10. I'd bang Jennifer Anniston like a loose screen door in a hurricane.
99 posted on 07/12/2012 6:21:41 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Lazamataz; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; JoeProBono

100 posted on 07/12/2012 6:27:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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