Posted on 07/13/2012 7:39:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Sorry Jim... Ambien is not a narcotic.
To the tune of Patches by Clarence Carter (is prob on youtube)--parody lyrics mine
My father was a drunk old man
I could see him with the Chivas in his hand
He put a blonde in the pond
Didn't think he did anything wrong
Never spent any time in jail
Got re-elected without fail
Oh life's not easy for a Kennedy
The pills and the booze and the broads you see
One day Daddy took me to his dyin' bed
Poured himself a Chivas and in tears he said
He said, Patches I'm depending on you son
To pull the family through
My son it's all left up to you
The song I based my parody on—and great sound quality!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvfsfS6NVUc
He also did a bit of a risque song called Strokin’ (”I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west, I stroke it to the woman that I love the best”). I had to be careful playing it on the radio because there’s a spoken word bit where he says his girl keeps calling his name, “Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooh S-—!, Clarence Carter!”—had to fade down to avoid the word :)
Headlines should have read.
Governor Cuomos estranged wife arrested after crash.
“It’s where they take their nap afterwards.”
Aahhh...Teddy’s current residence.
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