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Kennedy daughter arrested after crash
The Australian ^ | 07/14/2012 | AAP

Posted on 07/13/2012 7:39:14 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

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To: Brilliant
“Kerry Kennedy...” With a name like that, you can understand why she’s on drugs.

That's what you call a double curse. Imagine the horse face on that.
61 posted on 07/14/2012 9:19:32 AM PDT by crosshairs
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To: dixiechick2000
“in water air or snow....Whats left for ‘em??”

LOL!

Dirt? Have they tried that yet? It must be next on their list. ;o)

Technically that is last on the list. It's where they take their nap afterwards.
62 posted on 07/14/2012 9:22:55 AM PDT by crosshairs
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To: kcvl

Sorry Jim... Ambien is not a narcotic.


63 posted on 07/14/2012 12:02:20 PM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Indeed!

To the tune of Patches by Clarence Carter (is prob on youtube)--parody lyrics mine
My father was a drunk old man
I could see him with the Chivas in his hand
He put a blonde in the pond
Didn't think he did anything wrong
Never spent any time in jail
Got re-elected without fail

Oh life's not easy for a Kennedy
The pills and the booze and the broads you see
One day Daddy took me to his dyin' bed
Poured himself a Chivas and in tears he said
He said, Patches I'm depending on you son
To pull the family through
My son it's all left up to you

64 posted on 07/14/2012 12:37:17 PM PDT by raccoonradio (")
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To: raccoonradio

The song I based my parody on—and great sound quality!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvfsfS6NVUc

He also did a bit of a risque song called Strokin’ (”I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west, I stroke it to the woman that I love the best”). I had to be careful playing it on the radio because there’s a spoken word bit where he says his girl keeps calling his name, “Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooh S-—!, Clarence Carter!”—had to fade down to avoid the word :)


65 posted on 07/14/2012 12:43:11 PM PDT by raccoonradio (")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Headlines should have read.

Governor Cuomos estranged wife arrested after crash.


66 posted on 07/14/2012 12:43:26 PM PDT by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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To: crosshairs

“It’s where they take their nap afterwards.”

Aahhh...Teddy’s current residence.


67 posted on 07/15/2012 12:00:37 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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