Chris Matthews: 'Obama Is the Perfect Father, the Perfect Husband, the Perfect American'

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[chessplayer]

MSNBC's Chris Matthews got another thrill up his leg for Barack Obama Tuesday.

Without any regard for how pathetic it's become for him to regularly gush and fawn over the current White House resident like a school girl around a rock star, the Hardball host said of his beloved, "He’s the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American"

MATTHEWS: Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle.

MATTHEWS: HE'S NEVER NOT ONLY BROKEN ANY LAW, HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG?

[Fred Hayek]

I just got done with the book “Under the Loveing Care of the Fatherly Leader”, which is about the cult of personality built around Kim Il Sung.

[chessplayer]

That’s what I’m wondering. obama admitted to snorting cocaine and enthusiastically using other illegal drugs, and Matthews is claiming he never did anything illegal.

[Celtic Cross]

What...?

[reg45]

Chrissy has been drinking the bong water again.

[Red Steel]

Chrissy has the perfect liberal pea brain to donate to science for dissection and study.

[Hotlanta Mike]

Chris Matthews never leaves home without it...

[dandiegirl]

Chris Matthews is just plain weird.

[popdonnelly]

Matthews ought to just shut up.

[Terry Mross]

Mathews isn’t the only one who feels this way about obama. I know people who would wet their pants if they could touch him. By the way, I no longer speak to these people.

[mass55th]

How’d you figure out it was satire? When I clicked on the link, I got “access denied.”

[Gay State Conservative]

Chris Matthews is just plain weird.

Has anyone considered the possibility that he's one of the most skilled stand up comedians alive?

[Fedupwithit]

Did Prissy Chrissy wipe his chin after giving this diatribe about Obambi?

[Vietnam Vet From New Mexico]

Tell us Chris, what does Obama’s a$$ taste like?

[Campion]

Chrissy would have made a fine successor to Joseph Goebbels, except that Chrissy is even too over-the-top for Nazi propaganda. He’s more in the Stalinist vein ... “Comrade Stalin makes the wheat grow and the sun shine! Because of Comrade Stalin, we children are happy! Thank you, dear Comrade Stalin!”

[bray]

Cwissy is the perfect DNCommie Propagandist.

Pray for America

[copwife]

Chris Matthews is the perfect American nut!!!

[Texas Songwriter]

300,000,000 sperm cells, and that is the one that got through. Shheeeesh!

[Oztrich Boy]

Nothing wrong? What about the icecream he stole from his employer?

[Batman11]

I am so sick of this freaking guy. I would love to see somebody, like Todd Palin, beat the absolute crap out of him. That would be must see TV!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Obama makes Clinton look like a boy scout.