IMHO, Governor Romney should offer this deal:
“I will release 10 years of my tax returns the day AFTER President Obama “un-seals” ALL the official records he has ordered “sealed”. Those 10 years of copies of my tax returns are already boxed up and ready to go.
I am making this offer because I believe that American voters have a right to know about whatever it is in his past that President Obama is trying so hard to keep secret from us.
Did he flunk Economics in college? Well, we could have guessed that.
Did he receive a preferential college scholarship because he claimed — falsely — to be a “foreign” student? Many people think so.
Was he a drug-pusher as well as a drug-user in college? You know, selling drugs is a felony. A REAL felony. Is THAT Obama’s big secret?
For the record, I am willing to open up 10 years of my tax returns — provided that President Obama actually does open up his own super-secret files. Let me be clear: A promise to “un-seal” whatever he has hidden on some day in the far, far future is unacceptable. A partial release now of some carefully selected records is unacceptable. Americans have grown tired of hearing one self-serving “story” after another. It is time to learn the whole truth.
So, President Obama, when may I expect your acceptance of this good-faith offer of MUTUAL disclosure?”
Exactly!! This is the answer all the requests for campaign donations from Romney gets. When he’s ready to stand up on his hind legs, he’ll get my enthusiastic support.