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Iowahawk: You Didn't Build That
Iowahawk | July 21, 2012 | David Burge

Posted on 07/21/2012 11:14:26 AM PDT by EveningStar

You Didn't Build That

Readings from the Book of Barack

1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.

Continued


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bloggersandpersonal; genesis; iowahawk; obama; youdidntbuildthat

1 posted on 07/21/2012 11:14:28 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: dighton; IowaHawk; abbi_normal_2; acapesket; aculeus; afraidfortherepublic; ak267; Allegra; ...
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I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.

Please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list.

Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)

2 posted on 07/21/2012 11:15:45 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

3 posted on 07/21/2012 11:20:02 AM PDT by BarnacleCenturion
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To: EveningStar

Epic. Awesome. Brilliant!!!!!


4 posted on 07/21/2012 11:26:52 AM PDT by iceskater (The clock is ticking....November's coming.)
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To: iceskater

Zowie...


5 posted on 07/21/2012 11:28:08 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (I didn't post this. Someone else did.)
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To: EveningStar

Whoever this guy is, he’s about the most creative conservative on the planet. He and Mark Steyn.


6 posted on 07/21/2012 11:36:43 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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To: BarnacleCenturion

Blasphemous, not havin’ it.


7 posted on 07/21/2012 11:41:38 AM PDT by old school
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To: BarnacleCenturion

Very, very clever. What a wordsmith.


8 posted on 07/21/2012 11:42:44 AM PDT by Atlantan
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To: EveningStar

Please add me to the Iowahawk ping list.


9 posted on 07/21/2012 11:50:03 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: EveningStar

Lol... ES, you totally freaked me out.. thought you were making a FREEP war on Iowakawk :)


10 posted on 07/21/2012 11:54:41 AM PDT by Bikkuri (Choose, a communist, socialist, or Patriot)
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To: Bikkuri

oops... BAD typo >.< “IowaHawk”


11 posted on 07/21/2012 11:55:38 AM PDT by Bikkuri (Choose, a communist, socialist, or Patriot)
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To: old school

what is blasphemous about it?


12 posted on 07/21/2012 12:00:06 PM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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To: xzins; IowaHawk

>Whoever this guy is, he’s about the most creative conservative on the planet.<

Best of all, he’s a long time Freeper.


13 posted on 07/21/2012 12:00:13 PM PDT by Darnright ("I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
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To: Darnright; IowaHawk

Whoever you are, long time Freeper, my hat’s off to you.


14 posted on 07/21/2012 12:02:24 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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To: EveningStar

This is funny stuff!
“let it have dominion ...over every creepy thing of the Dollar Stores.”
Plus, the guy smokes sheepdogs in his pipe!


15 posted on 07/21/2012 12:06:51 PM PDT by spankalib (The downside of liberty is the need to tolerate those who despise it.)
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To: iceskater

Totally epic!


16 posted on 07/21/2012 12:17:49 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Steyn: "One can argue about whose fault it is, but not ... whose responsibility it is: it's his")
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To: EveningStar

Absolutely brilliant !!!


17 posted on 07/21/2012 12:32:02 PM PDT by Popman (When you elect a clown: expect a circus...)
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To: EveningStar

Brilliant.
And not at all blasphemous.


18 posted on 07/21/2012 12:33:08 PM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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To: Cicero

You’re added. :)


19 posted on 07/21/2012 12:40:41 PM PDT by EveningStar
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Keep FR Running
Fight back.
Counter the MSM spin machine.

20 posted on 07/21/2012 1:25:11 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
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To: BarnacleCenturion

21 posted on 07/21/2012 2:07:06 PM PDT by mikrofon (imPOTUS)
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To: EveningStar; IowaHawk

And the people spake and said unto Govt, Know thyself. Besides, thou wouldst never get a bid from the Tri-Delts and the Dekes, even though thou shouldst bind a rack of thirty Natty Lights around thy neck.


22 posted on 07/21/2012 2:14:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: xzins
IowaHawk has been a FReeper from the 90’s, and his satire has only gotten better. I don't think that he frequents the board much anymore but his humor (and love of cars) is truly legendary. Take a browse through his archives for an afternoon well spent.

Not that any high brow Lord Govt would ever appreciate it!

23 posted on 07/22/2012 8:35:49 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: texas booster
A quick check of his posts shows that he hasn't posted under that handle since the election of '08, but I did see this gem:

My profile will confirm I’ve been Freeping longer than blogging.

A small sample from the way back machine:

This land is my land
This land ain't your land
If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
I got a shotgun
And you ain't got none
This land is private property

24 posted on 07/22/2012 8:45:36 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: EveningStar
For an anti-Palin troll, you sure know how to post stuff I like.

Consider yourself moved off of my sh*t list to my Charmin list. ;-)

Cheers!

25 posted on 07/22/2012 11:03:40 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Excellence
"It's not at all blasphemous"

Eggs-actly.

It's a BLASTphemous.

Nice work, Iowahawk.

Leni

26 posted on 07/22/2012 11:12:21 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: EveningStar

My main man, David Burge, stikes again!


27 posted on 07/26/2012 9:02:18 AM PDT by HMBillson (It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.)
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