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My Daughter

Posted on 07/22/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by EveningStar

My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that.

She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; idonthaveadaughter; joke; obama; vanity
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1 posted on 07/22/2012 2:27:46 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


2 posted on 07/22/2012 2:28:45 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

*ouch*


3 posted on 07/22/2012 2:29:58 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1279 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: EveningStar

lol!


4 posted on 07/22/2012 2:29:58 PM PDT by brivette
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To: EveningStar

Funny, I would interpret that declaration the same way.


5 posted on 07/22/2012 2:30:47 PM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: brivette

Sure. The people who don’t actually have a daughter can laugh.


6 posted on 07/22/2012 2:31:27 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1279 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: EveningStar

Wow! I salute your patience. Muhammed wouldn’t have gotten past my front door. Everything else would’ve happened as you described it though.


7 posted on 07/22/2012 2:32:15 PM PDT by albie
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To: EveningStar

Have you considered professional mental health help for your daughter? Involuntary commitment to a care facility may the only real option to save her.


8 posted on 07/22/2012 2:33:26 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner
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To: EveningStar

For your daughter’s sake and your’, I hope you are joking.


9 posted on 07/22/2012 2:34:23 PM PDT by meatloaf (Support Senate S 1863 & House Bill 1380 to eliminate oil slavery.)
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To: EveningStar
The breathtaking stupidity of kids has always been costly to society but here in the US,at least,that cost has skyrocketed in the last 4 years.
10 posted on 07/22/2012 2:35:43 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Poor Barack.If He's Reelected,Think Of The Mess He'll Inherit!)
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To: EveningStar

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


11 posted on 07/22/2012 2:36:07 PM PDT by philly-d-kidder (AB-Sheen"The truth is the truth if nobody believes it,a lie is still a lie, everybody believes it")
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To: EveningStar

Sounds like you are going to save a lot of money....


12 posted on 07/22/2012 2:37:28 PM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Nebr FAL owner
Involuntary commitment to a care facility may the only real option to save her.

First of all you'll have to find a judge who doesn't contribute to Hussein before you'll get a court order.

13 posted on 07/22/2012 2:38:49 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Poor Barack.If He's Reelected,Think Of The Mess He'll Inherit!)
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To: EveningStar

“Gee, honey, is your boyfriend, Muhammed, a practicing Muslim? Are you going to convert to Islam?

“If so, then it doesn’t matter what you think, you are forbidden to associate with a male I have not decided to marry you to for money, you cannot leave this house without permission, nor will you again attend school, you will speak only when spoken to, and you will completely cover your body so that it will not tempt any man, and you have already shamed your family, so if you do it again, I may be obliged to kill you.”


14 posted on 07/22/2012 2:39:36 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: EveningStar

Is your daughter’s name Aisha and is 6 years old?


15 posted on 07/22/2012 2:40:27 PM PDT by Jayster
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To: null and void

I have two, grown daughters, so I can laugh.


16 posted on 07/22/2012 2:43:59 PM PDT by brivette
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To: EveningStar

Be easy to accuse your daughter of doing something wrong..

When it was you that sent her the Ivy League College to get herself brain washed..
Maybe demon possessed by demonic ideas.. by professors as close to demons as is imaginable..


17 posted on 07/22/2012 2:49:16 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: EveningStar

Actually we don’t like the man our daughter has dated on and off for a few years. So we discovered that when we “loved on him” he would go away. So that’s our tactic. It’s an eye opener for the daughter. We are her “so called perfect family.” LOL


18 posted on 07/22/2012 2:49:30 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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To: EveningStar

“Muhammed, welcome to the family, let me wipe some of the bacon grease off my hand here.. Ah, a hearty handshake!”


19 posted on 07/22/2012 2:49:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: EveningStar

OMG. Thank you. I so needed that.


20 posted on 07/22/2012 2:50:48 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: EveningStar

I am deeply saddened to hear of the loss of your child.
May GOD be with you to comfort you in your time of troubles.


21 posted on 07/22/2012 2:56:07 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy and he is us.)
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To: EveningStar

Hey Mo, have a BLT sandwich while our pet snufflehound snuffles all over ya.

As for your Obama campaign, hope you like rooting for a loser so bad that even Mitt Romney will mop the floor with him. Enjoy!


22 posted on 07/22/2012 3:00:15 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
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To: EveningStar

LOL!


23 posted on 07/22/2012 3:04:06 PM PDT by sarasmom ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xZsFe6dM3EY)
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To: EveningStar

Don’t get attached to the grandchildren.


24 posted on 07/22/2012 3:06:32 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: EveningStar

I sure hope you don’t spill any pork rinds on Moe’s prayer rug.


25 posted on 07/22/2012 3:06:53 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
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To: EveningStar

Joking we all hope.


26 posted on 07/22/2012 3:07:51 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ("The writing is on the wall - Unions are screwed. reformist2 10:04 PM #27")
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To: EveningStar

Heh-heh! Good one!


27 posted on 07/22/2012 3:08:58 PM PDT by Sarajevo (Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
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To: EveningStar
it's called tough love...
28 posted on 07/22/2012 3:10:56 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: EveningStar; EEGator; null and void
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA! F'in A!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHA! My daughter did that TWICE to me!!!!! The first time, in front her her friends, she mysteriously landed on her ass. In front her friends. TWO steps from the exit door. The second time, new boyfriend, my wife told me to bite my tongue....

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Badpublicity

29 posted on 07/22/2012 3:18:22 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: EveningStar

Show them your kindness and sensitivity by sending a ham every Christmas from an Independent businessman from Texas with a sprawling, productive oil lease.


30 posted on 07/22/2012 3:18:28 PM PDT by Dysart (Race card is tyranny. Don't be cowed.)
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To: EveningStar

So, does mo support homosexual marriage?


32 posted on 07/22/2012 3:21:28 PM PDT by MulberryDraw (That which cannot be paid, won't be paid.)
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To: EveningStar

The daughter of my very liberal next door neighbor, who graduated from a clothing optional Vermont hippie college, married a Mohammed in Cairo whom she met on an internship and now wears burka.

It happens.


33 posted on 07/22/2012 3:25:42 PM PDT by y6162
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To: EveningStar

hee hee...how many folks with daughters just got forwarded a copy of this ;-)


34 posted on 07/22/2012 3:31:39 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: y6162

Tragic. How does your neighbor feel about it ?


35 posted on 07/22/2012 3:32:40 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: EveningStar
And here is your daughter a few years later with your three grand-daughters.

36 posted on 07/22/2012 3:47:13 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: All; albie; Nebr FAL owner; meatloaf; Gay State Conservative; GenXteacher; yefragetuwrabrumuy; ...
BTW, I don't have a daughter. This is a joke I read on another forum. :)
37 posted on 07/22/2012 3:52:54 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

“Might as well get used to it now, honey. Its all you have left to look forward to.”


38 posted on 07/22/2012 3:53:25 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: EveningStar

In that case, I withdraw my prayer. Sorry.


39 posted on 07/22/2012 3:59:18 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy and he is us.)
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To: PLMerite

Tragic. How does your neighbor feel about it ?

Numb. They don’t have the ability to disapprove.


40 posted on 07/22/2012 4:01:07 PM PDT by y6162
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To: EveningStar

Ummmm....yea I got that.....I got your joke but mine seemed to slip right by you.

Muhammad married a 6 year old named Aisha.


41 posted on 07/22/2012 4:02:52 PM PDT by Jayster
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To: EveningStar
LOL!

Excellent interpretation!

42 posted on 07/22/2012 4:05:35 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (I just try to stay out of the fray...)
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To: EveningStar
Did you ask her why and what policy's of President Obama she admires? I would like to know what her answers were or are.
I do not get what people see in him never have never will.
43 posted on 07/22/2012 4:08:01 PM PDT by funfan
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To: EveningStar
BTW, I don't have a daughter. This is a joke I read on another forum. :)

CONGRATULATIONS! I'm buying you tickets to the new Batman movie.

44 posted on 07/22/2012 4:12:48 PM PDT by bigheadfred
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Duh. It did slip by me.


45 posted on 07/22/2012 4:23:58 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: funfan

See post 37.


46 posted on 07/22/2012 4:26:05 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Burka Burka


47 posted on 07/22/2012 4:27:36 PM PDT by Jayster
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To: Jayster

“Burka, Burka, Mohammed Jihad...”


48 posted on 07/22/2012 4:34:52 PM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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To: EveningStar

If the daughter does not want her share of the inheritance, I will claim it. ROFLOL.


49 posted on 07/22/2012 4:37:07 PM PDT by PetroniDE (Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Chairman O Has Gotta Go !!)
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To: EveningStar

I’m soooooo happy. My daughter and husband are Paul-bots.

I can deal with it.


50 posted on 07/22/2012 4:50:12 PM PDT by super7man
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