Posted on 07/22/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by EveningStar
My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that.
She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
Ummmm....yea I got that.....I got your joke but mine seemed to slip right by you.
Muhammad married a 6 year old named Aisha.
Excellent interpretation!
CONGRATULATIONS! I'm buying you tickets to the new Batman movie.
Duh. It did slip by me.
See post 37.
Burka Burka
“Burka, Burka, Mohammed Jihad...”
If the daughter does not want her share of the inheritance, I will claim it. ROFLOL.
I’m soooooo happy. My daughter and husband are Paul-bots.
I can deal with it.
Opps..... my daugher and her husband
She’ll no doubt expect them to rescue her when it all goes south.
That’s aPauling. :)
I was liberal as a kid...
I grew out of it at about 17 or so. About the same time I developed a strong aversion to lies and all who tell them.
I don’t mean of course lies like “Does this skirt make my butt look big?” .. “No, not at all honey” I mean the kind like “The rich don’t pay their fair share of taxes”
My daughter and I have had tough issues over the years. But the one thing I was able to inculcate in her is conservatism.
In 2000, her middle school held a mock election. She was one of only two students in the entire school who voted for Bush. To this day, she is still proud of that.
Please elaborate. Proven useful techniques buys you a nice dinner! FReepmail is fine in case any methods are borderline in terms of legality, good taste or bad taste - whatever works is my current frame of mind ... ;-)
Wow! That means “good” news would have been for her to announce her intention to become a “lady of the night” to support herself...{:-(
My daughter would never even considered a “Mooooohammad” in the first place. But then again, I do not have a daughter. Guess the kids today think a lot different that those I grew up with.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.