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To: neverdem

Reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes: “If you’re driving your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?”

Apparently, you slow down.


25 posted on 07/24/2012 8:18:43 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: Stosh

Certainly if you have the technology for a light speed automobile you will have the technology for tachyon headlights—the question is would they illuminate where you are going or where you have been?


29 posted on 07/24/2012 8:36:43 AM PDT by Happy Rain ("Obamacare like all Marxist fails, outlaws redress before creating it's demand.")
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