The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The EiB Network ^ | 07/24/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[skinkinthegrass]

thxs, for the ping. :-D

[CSM]

Thanks for the ping. Just remember, you didn’t post this thread, someone else did that!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

And since Al Gore invented the Internet, we owe him a posting tax.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[jennychase]

Parody is good.

[TornadoAlley3]

Question: Does DOTD, fed, state, local govt employees actually build the roads and bridges, or do they bid those jobs out to private companies?

[Clint N. Suhks]

So it was Rush who started the internets?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I believe it is a combination of both.

Everyone is union, anyway.

[GraceG]

Rush forgot Jim Rob’s name!!!!

This means WAR :P

[Clint N. Suhks]

Rush just cited you as part of the beginning of the internets!

[CSM]

I just got back to hear JimRob and FR get a mention!

[TornadoAlley3]

FRink!

[b4its2late]

LOL!

[lormand]

El Rushbo talking about FreeRepublic now

[Arrowhead1952]

Dang, slow thread today and Rush just mentioned FReepers!!

[Fawn]

What did I just hear?? Jim Robinson invented the internet???

[mc5cents]

Rush said “the Freepers are going to kill me” for forgetting Jim Rob’s name. LOL!

[b4its2late]

Actually Jim Robinson started the internet.