As I started reading this, I thought, “If I were to parody a libtard writing a vitriolic screed about how hateful and intolerant the president of Chick-fil-A is, it would look very much like this.” Then I found the humor tag at the bottom.
Yeah, we all should go to CFA and buy up all their chicken sandwiches and fries. Make them close early everyday. Invite all our gay friends along to help. My darling wife and I had lunch there in Niceville today to do our share. c’mon gang, eat mor chikn.