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OPENING CEREMONY SUCKED
boblonsberry.com ^ | 07/30/12 | Bob Lonsberry

Posted on 07/30/2012 8:12:04 AM PDT by shortstop

Actually, London, your opening ceremony was atrocious.

It was horrific.

It was a deeply troubling insight into a once-great nation.

I recognize that, in the grand scheme of things, the opening ceremony of the summer Olympics doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. Probably, the summer Olympics themselves don’t have any true significance.

After all, it’s just sports, and most of them are obscure sports.

But they are entertaining nonetheless, and we look forward to them each four years, and we enjoy the spectacle as much as we enjoy the competition.

Which is why on Friday night we lined our families up in front of the television set to see how London would open its season in the sun. Years of preparation, millions in expenses, thousands of volunteers.

The world convened happily in anticipation of the pure enjoyment of love of country and honest competition. Thankful for the every-four-year effort to out do previous the Olympiad, we were eager to see what the Brits would do to try to outshine the Chinese.

And it was a complete flop.

It was a stunning, enraging, insane flop.

Probably few things have been done in the history of England which have so damaged the kingdom’s esteem in the mind of the public.

Americans have the belief that, somehow, Brits are more educated, articulate and refined than most.

Those beliefs went down in quick flames Friday night, as the opening ceremony morphed into a sad commentary on the cultural decay of Great Britain.

Supposedly intended to highlight the fundamental strengths of British history and character, the spectacle instead reeked of ignorance and entitlement.

If anyone wondered why and how the British empire fell, the buffoonery of Friday night offers some pretty good insights.

It also offered a chagrining contrast between the precision of the Beijing opening ceremonies and the mindless meandering of the London opening ceremonies.

China had choreography, China had spectacle, China had vast quantities of people who could perform with computer-like precision.

London had an insane storyline through which many earnestly but pointlessly drifted. It left the world surprised at the cultural stupidity of the people of the British isles.

One of the purposes of an Olympics opening ceremony is to give the world a chance to see the culture and accomplishments of the host country.

Unfortunately, the people who wrote the London opening ceremony have no grasp of the culture and accomplishments of the British people.

For example, the opening ceremony focused on England’s children’s writers and its socialized medicine system.

Let me repeat that. England has the world’s attention. Perhaps a billion people around the globe are turned in.

And we get “A Hundred and one Dalmations” and the nationalized medical system that pretty much ensures people needing surgery will either have to do without, wait months to be seen, or travel to America for care.

This is the country of Shakespeare, Dickens and the Magna Carta. The nation whose colonial system left footprints of democracy across the globe. The birthplace of English common law which to this day provides the foundation of most legitimate legal systems.

It was England which first opened the door to political liberty.

And it was England which stood alone so long against Nazi Germany.

One of the most noble and noteworthy civilizations on earth and they do a parachuting-queen stunt that seems right out of a season finale of “Survivor.” Some indecipherable parade of people in old clothes, various strained efforts at political correctness, and a nightmare sequence with dancing doctors and prancing nurses was neither entertaining nor honest.

Because, contrary to the impression left by the Olympic opening ceremony, the British people are not idiots and their history is not insignificant. The ceremonies were trifling, but England is not.

And it’s unfortunate the opening ceremony didn’t make that point.

The English have given us the language of the modern era. They define our time and they paved the way to our liberties and our literature. The British empire left a string of former colonies that are among the modern world’s freest and most prosperous.

The English people, with the Scots and the Irish, are great.

But the fools who made the Olympic opening ceremony seemed oblivious to that fact. They seemed intent on nothing short of embarrassing the British.

And boring the world.

The Olympic opening ceremonies sucked.

And the jokers who put them on should be embarrassed.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: dannyboyle; england; nbc; olympics; ungland
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To: dan on the right

Costas was fine. Lauer was the problem.


21 posted on 07/30/2012 8:33:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: dfwgator
.they were sensitive that a glorification of British history would be tantamount to praising Colonialism, which on the global stage, might not have been the best thing to do

Why not gator?

Britain civilized most of those ingrate bastards.

The veritable cradle of political civilisation as we know it and btw...while imperfect...relative to the time of their power...they were rather benevolent compared to say the Spanish or Portugese or the peoples-tribes-warlords they colonized.

Rule Britannia.

I'd take James the First anyday over Obama...Monarch or not.

22 posted on 07/30/2012 8:34:58 AM PDT by wardaddy (this white hair don't cover up my redneck......)
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To: dfwgator

Their Rock & Roll tribute was nice, but the songs and videos went by so quick that you couldn’t concentrate on any one feature............


23 posted on 07/30/2012 8:35:15 AM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Red Badger
Mr. Bean was one of only two great parts. The other was the singer who did the hymn "Abide With Me" which was censored by the U.S. networks but can be seen on You-Tube.

However, the field full of people running around like Neanderthals pursuing game was a bit distracting to this otherwise superb audio.

24 posted on 07/30/2012 8:35:27 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: shortstop
I liked the London ceremony more than Beijing... Liked the humor and the people seemed real..not like the robotic, drone feel of Beijing.

Did not like the NHS message though (didn't see how it fit in)..other than that it was ok.

They say the Queen has a great sense of humor and it showed..and the Mr Bean Chariots of Fire scene was great.

25 posted on 07/30/2012 8:35:49 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: shortstop

It Sucked! It Sucked! IT STUCKED!
Little kids jumpping on hospital beds being chased by black shadow people and let’s not forget the giant evil smoke stacks.


26 posted on 07/30/2012 8:36:11 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: wardaddy
Britain civilized most of those ingrate bastards.

You'll get no argument from me on that, I just think that view is in the minority, or at least in terms of people who would actually admit it.

27 posted on 07/30/2012 8:36:40 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: wardaddy
I'd take James the First anyday over Obama...Monarch or not.

Hell, I'd even take George III.

28 posted on 07/30/2012 8:37:33 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: trailhkr1
Did not like the NHS message though (didn't see how it fit in).

I think Obama and the DNC paid them to put it in. The Republicans should have demanded equal time.

29 posted on 07/30/2012 8:38:21 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: shortstop

The Olympics have become nothing but propaganda generators. Ever since pros were allowed to compete, I’ve said screw the Olympics. Haven’t watched since, don’t plan to ever watch again. So I really could shivagit what the Brits say about their so-called “health” service.


30 posted on 07/30/2012 8:39:23 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: dfwgator
I know its heresy to say so, but British colonialism brought western civilization, infrastructure and values, to a good chunk of the uncivilized world. Regardless of whether intellectuals like it or not, the results were a very good thing for millions of people.

Perhaps one day Britain will accept a more balanced presentation of their past.

31 posted on 07/30/2012 8:39:28 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: Vigilanteman

Or even Henery the Eighth.


32 posted on 07/30/2012 8:39:28 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: skeeter
I know its heresy to say so, but British colonialism brought western civilization, infrastructure and values,

Ok, but apart from western civilization, infrastructure and values, what did British colonialism ever do for us?

33 posted on 07/30/2012 8:40:43 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: shortstop

pssst... what about the Welsh? You can’t forget the Welsh. They’ll kick your arse, especially those tough Cornballs.


34 posted on 07/30/2012 8:42:05 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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To: bigbob
The Olympics have become nothing but propaganda generators.

Nothing new under the sun.

And it is worth noting that those 36 Games introduced a lot of the Pagan traditions that are still carried on to this day.

35 posted on 07/30/2012 8:43:31 AM PDT by dfwgator (FUJR (not you, Jim))
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To: shortstop

Yes it did. The hospital bed segment was beyond ridiculous. Sad to think we’re headed down that same road. It reminded me of the old commie propaganda era where everything was sugarcoated and with a cherry on top. Sick.


36 posted on 07/30/2012 8:44:14 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: chessplayer

Oh, so the dancing doctors and gigantor baby was IRONY, NOW, I get it!


37 posted on 07/30/2012 8:44:22 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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To: shortstop
I posted this on another thread (now, with a correction):

I watched about 12-15 minutes and I wanted to barf. Grotesque.
If the Brits are so proud of their history, why didn't they include the 800 years of abuse and subjugation they forced on the Irish?
How about the cruelty in India for hundreds of years? Was the the Jallianwala Bagh massacre represented?
Feckin' elitist, arrogant, limey pricks.
38 posted on 07/30/2012 8:45:14 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Red Badger

Playing the one note synthesizer theme from Chariots of Fire.


39 posted on 07/30/2012 8:45:40 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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To: wardaddy

The few shots of her when she was in the stadium seemed to show her none too pleased with what was going on. Fortunately her only role there was to make a short statement declaring the games open. She became the first head of state to open the games more than once. IIRC she wore a light pink dress for opening the games in Montreal in 1976 and beamed when her daughter Princess Anne marched past as a member of British team.


40 posted on 07/30/2012 8:46:03 AM PDT by xp38
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