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To: AdamBomb
I have one of those cans, and I'm short of money.

I wonder how much money I could get if I DRANK some of the gasoline.

I checked... there are no warnings not to drink the gas... Of course there are warnings about putting the gas on fire and the poor innocents still got money.

Maybe the user couldn't read or maybe it was in the wrong language.

or Oh maybe the warnings are just imprinted in the plastic so only good eye sight can read it.

But the poor victims of defective plastic cans probably knew that gasoline burns... oh!

Or maybe they thought gas extinguishes fires!

Geez... I wonder how much gas I could drink without killing myself?

A 5th?

14 posted on 07/31/2012 11:08:22 AM PDT by Positive (Nothing is sadder than to see a beautiful theory murdered by a gang of brutal facts.)
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To: Positive

It’s pretty hard to kill yourself drinking gas, because your body will just vomit it right back up as fast as you can try to drink it. I’m sure it’s doable, but it wouldn’t be easy.


51 posted on 07/31/2012 12:33:10 PM PDT by Boogieman
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