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Chick-fil-A Introduces New Hate Sauce
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Andy-Borowitz ^ | 08-01-2012 | Andy-Borowitz

Posted on 08/01/2012 8:21:20 PM PDT by Maelstorm

Customers across the nation who turned out for Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day were in for a surprise, as the chicken restaurant chose today to launch a new product,

Hate Sauce...

(Excerpt) Read more at facebook.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chickfila; homosexualagenda; lgbt; sourcetitlenoturl
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To: Maelstorm
Liberals are emotional and don't really think about things. They either love something or hate it, and they think everyone is like them. I'm thinking of putting in one of those `lefty' lawns next spring. It cuts itself. Democrats put it in ... Hey! Green side up!
21 posted on 08/01/2012 9:16:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Maelstorm

Jeez, the radical homosexuals are nuts.


22 posted on 08/01/2012 9:17:49 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: Maelstorm

That was lame, even for Borowitz, and that’s saying something. To hate him, I’d have to be a lot more interested in him than I am.


23 posted on 08/01/2012 9:18:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Maelstorm

Not going to go to this asswads site and give him traffic.
I did go to a Chick-Fil-A with several thousand fellow citizens of my county today. It was good. It was even better seeing the outstanding show of support across the nation for deceny and morality. The homosexuals will be losing sleep tonite!


24 posted on 08/01/2012 9:54:05 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
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To: Maelstorm

“..the secret ingredient in the Doofenshmirtz family meatloaf recipe is hate. Usually it’s ‘love’, but Great- Grandma Gretel had issues.”

—Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz


25 posted on 08/01/2012 10:08:19 PM PDT by Rinnwald
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To: Maelstorm
The queers handed Chick-fil-A millions of dollars in free advertising with their hate speech.

Now Chick-fil-a is crying all the way to the bank from the records sales.

26 posted on 08/01/2012 10:11:17 PM PDT by TYVets (Pure-Gas.org ..... ethanol free gasoline by state and city)
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To: Maelstorm

More cow bell and more chicken.

He’s way too indoctrinated.


27 posted on 08/01/2012 10:15:42 PM PDT by Puckster
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To: Maelstorm
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Crowd outside Chick-fil-A in Corpus Christi, Texas.

The local news said all locations of Chick-fil-a estimated that they did double the business today!

You did a good think, Rev Huck!

Local video

http://www.kiiitv.com/category/194871/video?clipId=7569588&autostart=true

28 posted on 08/01/2012 10:18:28 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: smoothsailing

Moochelle with the Chick-fil-A sack on her head gave me a real laugh. Thanks!


29 posted on 08/01/2012 10:20:02 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: musicman

That with Gene Wilder/caption is so clever!


30 posted on 08/01/2012 10:22:10 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Puckster
More cow bell and more chicken.

That might be the seed for a great idea. We need cow bells for a counter protest to the "kiss-in". When they begin their stupidity, everyone start walking towards them ringing cowbells and laughing. I think the laughing would come easy. Just a thought.
31 posted on 08/01/2012 10:22:35 PM PDT by PA Engineer ("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
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To: PA Engineer
We need cow bells for a counter protest to the "kiss-in". When they begin their stupidity, everyone start walking towards them ringing cowbells and laughing. I think the laughing would come easy. Just a thought.

Excellent idea !!!

Get this out quickly !

32 posted on 08/01/2012 10:41:38 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Norm Lenhart
But if your opinion, in any way, condemns someone for exercising their right to live as they choose, when they are in no way infringing on your rights, then your opinion = hate

And if these people were not constantly infringing on our rights, no one would bother them.

They want us to spend tax dollars to cure a disease they could eliminate for free. They want to use the state to punish us for not respecting a manner of life condemned by our culture for millennia. They want to be free to recruit others into a lifestyle that is corrosive by every objective standard. They want to be accorded the same legal advantages as families that grow the society, for "families" that simply re-parse existing members of the society.

Indeed, they seek to restructure our whole society to make it more accommodating to themselves.

That's not "in no way infringing." It's a Sci-Fi movie plot.

33 posted on 08/01/2012 10:55:47 PM PDT by papertyger ("And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if..."))
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To: PA Engineer
Or, humor them with a period reenactment with a town crier, cow bell and stocks.....whereby the town crier yells:

“Here ye, here ye, all sodomites please proceed to the stocks for your nightly containment”!

I wonder how many would remain around for the protest....even if it was presented in an over-the-top in jesting manner?

But then, I guess only the liberals get to jest the conservatives and that's alright.

34 posted on 08/02/2012 1:11:29 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: Maelstorm

As opposed to the lieberals “weak sauce”.

They just need to face up to the fact that the nation just told the alternative lifestyle crybabies to STFU.


35 posted on 08/02/2012 5:23:11 AM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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36 posted on 08/02/2012 5:50:00 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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